Today I have a great story for you. It is about my cousin Thomas. And today, Friday, March 6th 2015 you will really enjoy it. Please sit back and enjoy the story.
One day, I went to Thomas's adoption, and I went to the big courthouse. There was a huge judge's chair and a tiny computer one that I got to sit in. Thomas got to sit in the big judge's chair because he was the star of the day, I say. His parents were excited too--Aunt Melissa and Uncle James.
The Aunt Melissa Section
Aunt Melissa is my nice, funny aunt, and now a great mother for Thomas. I see them play a lot. I feel like her life just brightened with excitement when the moment came that the judge said that she adopted Thomas. And she hates the bell lady.
The Uncle James Section
At first, Uncle James was not sure about adopting. But then, I could see on the special day that he was happier than ever. There was a court bell that he rang. And Thomas loves him.
The Interesting Thomas Section
Thomas is my new cousin and very cute. One time I had a play date with him. The most funny part was when he ate his Dum Dum. He didn't really know what to do with it. So it ended up everywhere. It was fun with him playing with the super power ball. It bounced very high. And Thomas laughed a lot. And then we played train. He has a big train tent. I was the driver of the train. And Thomas sat in back while waiting for the fresh air of Florida. Then we stopped at Florida and played the hunger games. The first one was Roller Coaster Race. We each took a turn in the roller coaster and measured who went faster. Thomas won that race. Then we had the Hill Race. We ran down the roller coaster track as fast as we could. That time I won. Then we had the Princess Contest. Aunt Melissa pretended to be the princess and whoever acted more like a princess won. Thomas was kind of funny on that one, so Aunt Melissa had to choose him. Then I went home. And one other time with Thomas, we did the Hinga-Jinga dance, and I even got to twirl Thomas. Then I made salad and went home. That was the end of Thomas section.
Back up there, after the courthouse, I went back to Aunt Melissa's house. I had a lot of fun. I tried to talk to Thomas there, but he was a little busy on his cake. Then we went out for dinner. Thomas's hair is soft. We pet it like a puppy-dog. And then everyone had ice cream, except me and Mom didn't. We gave up sweets for Lent. So instead we had soda. And that led me to now, writing this story. It was a very great day. The End.
P.S. Bucky was the bad balloon King.
Friday, March 6, 2015
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Dunkin Pig's Nose Tooth
Dunkin Pig's Nose Tooth is a great adventure. Teeth can go in noses or mouths. You'll see in these adventures! Now you will see the story start.
One day Dunkin Pig was sitting on the potty and he lost his tooth. But something strange happened when he held it in his hand. The tooth came to life, and the tooth started singing:
I'm out of your mouth now.
Who knows what I can do?
I'll go up your nose now,
and I hope it won't hurt you.
So, Dunkin Pig's tooth did as it said and went up his nose. First the nose tooth saw two roads. 'Right or left?' the nose tooth wondered. So the nose tooth just jumped up the right nostril. At first, all he saw was hair and snot. Then, he saw snot trees and booger bees. He thought a nose was much better than a mouth. Then, when he got to almost the end of the nostril, he saw something weird. And when he saw that he hurt Dunkin Pig. Dunkin Pig screamed, "OUCH!"
"Hailey, Hailey!" he yelled.
"What is wrong, Dunkin Pig?"
"My tooth crawled up my nose."
Hailey said, "Well, since I'm a doctor now, I know exactly what we have to do! I have to go up your nose, Dunkin Pig. Don't worry, now. It won't hurt." And then Hailey jumped up his nose. Hailey got to the same place as the nose tooth. She talked to the nose tooth:
"I know what you saw," Hailey said. "It's a booger monster!"
Then, the nose tooth had a plan. The nose tooth flinged closer at the monster. And the nose tooth saw something. There was three monsters. They were playing guitars, and they were singing:
If you wanna get through,
You have to pay the toll.
You have to sneeze us out
Of the nose!
"Well, so," the nose tooth said. "And how exactly are we going to sneeze you out?"
"You have to make Dunkin Pig do a large sneeze," the monster said.
So, Hailey said, "Nose tooth, stay here. I'm going a little bit farther down to yell to Dunkin Pig: SNEEZE!"
Hailey slid down the nostril, and Hailey yelled, "SNEEZE! SNEEZE!" But to Dunkin Pig, it sounded like this: "sneeze, sneeze."
So Dunkin Pig said, "What?" He gasped. "Sneeze!" So Dunkin Pig sneezed a huge sneeze: "AH CHOO!"
The booger monster almost blew out. But when he was flying to the end, they grabbed onto a hair. Dunkin Pig said, "Ah ha!" when he saw the booger monsters, and he sneezed a smaller sneeze: "Ah choo!" The booger monsters flew out.
Then, Hailey jumped out saying, "Have great journeys, nose tooth. Have great journeys, nose tooth." And then, Hailey got a vacuum cleaner and vacuumed everywhere, even on Dunkin Pig. And that was the last of the booger monsters.
The End.
I'm out of your mouth now.
Who knows what I can do?
I'll go up your nose now,
and I hope it won't hurt you.
So, Dunkin Pig's tooth did as it said and went up his nose. First the nose tooth saw two roads. 'Right or left?' the nose tooth wondered. So the nose tooth just jumped up the right nostril. At first, all he saw was hair and snot. Then, he saw snot trees and booger bees. He thought a nose was much better than a mouth. Then, when he got to almost the end of the nostril, he saw something weird. And when he saw that he hurt Dunkin Pig. Dunkin Pig screamed, "OUCH!"
"Hailey, Hailey!" he yelled.
"What is wrong, Dunkin Pig?"
"My tooth crawled up my nose."
Hailey said, "Well, since I'm a doctor now, I know exactly what we have to do! I have to go up your nose, Dunkin Pig. Don't worry, now. It won't hurt." And then Hailey jumped up his nose. Hailey got to the same place as the nose tooth. She talked to the nose tooth:
"I know what you saw," Hailey said. "It's a booger monster!"
Then, the nose tooth had a plan. The nose tooth flinged closer at the monster. And the nose tooth saw something. There was three monsters. They were playing guitars, and they were singing:
If you wanna get through,
You have to pay the toll.
You have to sneeze us out
Of the nose!
"Well, so," the nose tooth said. "And how exactly are we going to sneeze you out?"
"You have to make Dunkin Pig do a large sneeze," the monster said.
So, Hailey said, "Nose tooth, stay here. I'm going a little bit farther down to yell to Dunkin Pig: SNEEZE!"
Hailey slid down the nostril, and Hailey yelled, "SNEEZE! SNEEZE!" But to Dunkin Pig, it sounded like this: "sneeze, sneeze."
So Dunkin Pig said, "What?" He gasped. "Sneeze!" So Dunkin Pig sneezed a huge sneeze: "AH CHOO!"
The booger monster almost blew out. But when he was flying to the end, they grabbed onto a hair. Dunkin Pig said, "Ah ha!" when he saw the booger monsters, and he sneezed a smaller sneeze: "Ah choo!" The booger monsters flew out.
Then, Hailey jumped out saying, "Have great journeys, nose tooth. Have great journeys, nose tooth." And then, Hailey got a vacuum cleaner and vacuumed everywhere, even on Dunkin Pig. And that was the last of the booger monsters.
The End.
Monday, June 23, 2014
I Don't, I Do
My name is Poopiehead. Once upon a time, I went to sleep. It was morning and stinky old Dad said, "Poopiehead, it's time for breakfast!" So I got up and went to breakfast. The dad had some French toast made out for me. "Mmm, French toast and bacon," I said. I looked at my French toast and bacon. "Dad, why did you make me French toast and bacon?! I hate French toast and bacon!" And I stomped off to play.
First I said, "I'm hungry. Dad, can you make me some breakfast?" Dad said, "No! I already made you some breakfast." I said, "Oh, right. Disgusting head." So I ate a paper bag instead. I whispered to myself, "I wish I could eat my dad instead."
Unfortunately, I grew up and my dad turned one-billion. And he died.
One day I was driving in my car and I got into a big accident and I peed my pants. I said, "I wish my dad was here to change my pants."
The End
I didn't get Housie and Maple this movie anyway.
First I said, "I'm hungry. Dad, can you make me some breakfast?" Dad said, "No! I already made you some breakfast." I said, "Oh, right. Disgusting head." So I ate a paper bag instead. I whispered to myself, "I wish I could eat my dad instead."
Unfortunately, I grew up and my dad turned one-billion. And he died.
One day I was driving in my car and I got into a big accident and I peed my pants. I said, "I wish my dad was here to change my pants."
The End
I didn't get Housie and Maple this movie anyway.
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Awesome Poems for Everyone
Hi, my name is Zolly, and I am going to tell you some poems today. Our first poem is, "What Pet Should I Choose."
What pet should I choose?
Should I choose a tiger?
Or should I choose a bear?
Should I choose an elephant?
Or a keeka-kocka-kare?
Or a bob-ted-booby?
Or a chicken perhaps?
A googy-guac-guyi-goo?
But I got stuck with the baby kittens.
The next poem is, "Who Drank My Wine?"
I poured a cup of wine.
As I walk away
El Macho comes and eats it
and left it with a snake.
The next poem is, "Records Aren't Handy."
I put on a record.
I sit and lay down.
As I listen to the record
it keeps going around.
Now on my record
my music must change
and it brings it to bad music.
Oh poor me, Bapa Banes.
Cockadoodle doo, moo moo moo, OINK!
The next poem is going to be, "In the Shower."
Hi. I went inside the shower.
My little sister comes in
and opens the door.
When the door opens
spray, spray, spray, spray
PSSSS!
Crash!
Oops. My shower blew up.
The last poem is, "My Stinky Perfume."
I put on some perfume today.
It smelled like grapes,
but I didn't like the smell.
Now I'm putting on more perfume.
It smells like lemons.
I did not like the smell.
Now I'm putting on perfume again.
This perfume smells like strawberries.
I did not like the smell.
So I put on some more perfume.
this time it smelled like chocolate cupcakes.
I did not like the smell, of course.
So I put on some different perfume.
This perfume had no smell,
but I did not like it.
But then I saw some good perfume.
I put it on
and
POOF!
I loved the smell of the vanilla cupcake perfume.
What pet should I choose?
Should I choose a tiger?
Or should I choose a bear?
Should I choose an elephant?
Or a keeka-kocka-kare?
Or a bob-ted-booby?
Or a chicken perhaps?
A googy-guac-guyi-goo?
But I got stuck with the baby kittens.
The next poem is, "Who Drank My Wine?"
I poured a cup of wine.
As I walk away
El Macho comes and eats it
and left it with a snake.
The next poem is, "Records Aren't Handy."
I put on a record.
I sit and lay down.
As I listen to the record
it keeps going around.
Now on my record
my music must change
and it brings it to bad music.
Oh poor me, Bapa Banes.
Cockadoodle doo, moo moo moo, OINK!
The next poem is going to be, "In the Shower."
Hi. I went inside the shower.
My little sister comes in
and opens the door.
When the door opens
spray, spray, spray, spray
PSSSS!
Crash!
Oops. My shower blew up.
The last poem is, "My Stinky Perfume."
I put on some perfume today.
It smelled like grapes,
but I didn't like the smell.
Now I'm putting on more perfume.
It smells like lemons.
I did not like the smell.
Now I'm putting on perfume again.
This perfume smells like strawberries.
I did not like the smell.
So I put on some more perfume.
this time it smelled like chocolate cupcakes.
I did not like the smell, of course.
So I put on some different perfume.
This perfume had no smell,
but I did not like it.
But then I saw some good perfume.
I put it on
and
POOF!
I loved the smell of the vanilla cupcake perfume.
Saturday, November 23, 2013
my silly carnival trip
Hi, I'm Sophie, and I am going to be telling you a story today about a carnival. Would you like to hear it? Now we are going to begin the story.
Once I asked my dad, "Can I go to the carnival?" My dad said yes. We went in the car and my dad drove me to the carnival. At the carnival there were so many rides. I didn't know which one I wanted to go on, but I chose a game. I played Dogs Woofie. And after that I went on the Ferris Wheel and the merry-go-round and I played Duck Race. After that, I was walking back to my dad when GUH-GUH-GUH-PSSS happened. I turned and I freaked. There were twenty aliens standing in a huddle. Then, I stood up and I ran! I finally found my dad when SLOP-BOP-BIP-BOP. I turned my head again. It was the aliens. But this time, there were TRAPS and MAPS and ZIPS and LOCKS, CHAINS and STAINS and SHARP WOOD. Then that was it! I tugged my dad's shoulder and I screamed, "Dad, there's aliens with locks, mops and zops!" My dad didn't believe me, and we went home.
When we got home, I ran right to my bedroom. I thought about the fun Ferris Wheel and especially the aliens, and I bet you know what happens next. The aliens came in and the aliens walked to my room, and then I got mad and ran to the carnival ... even though it was closed. The Ferris Wheel was not on, and I got in one of the Ferris Wheel cars, and I buckled in tight. And then I got my head and I put it away under the belt. And then I got my toes hanging out from the edge, and I cramped them in. And then I got a nearby paintbrush and painted myself green like the car. When the aliens came back to the carnival, my back was kind of sticking up. The aliens looked and saw me and one of the aliens came and helped me up. They all gasped! Another of the aliens said, "Are you an alien?" I was so scared and trembled, "Yes." The aliens grabbed me and started shouting, "Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya!"
But back at the house my dad got worried. He went to my room and he couldn't find me. He went to his room and he couldn't find me. He went to baa-baa-baby's room and couldn't find me, and last but not least he went to Mommy's room and couldn't find me. And then my dad started shrieking, "Police! Police!" The police station heard and ran to the house. The police gasped, "What's wrong? What's wrong?" The dad said, trembling, "I lost my daughter." The police just left the house and searched.
Back at the carnival, I gasped to the aliens, "Nice to see you too!" Then they all went back to their hideout, discovering their evil plans.
One day my dad looked at the carnival. He could not find me. But Dad said in surprise, "She couldn't have joined up with those mean aliens!" and he went home. But the police were not in search anymore. They were just being greedy for their own business.
Back at the aliens' hideout, I was becoming just like the aliens. We whispered, "We can make this alien's mother pink polka-dotted. Or we can make the father into a whale. Or we could turn the little sloppy babies into a greedy computer." The other alien had just a great idea. They could turn those little awful girls into greedy alien boys. "And now I am an alien," I said, "and I got the selfish, greediest plan ever. We could go to everyone's houses and take all their stuff all for ourselves." The other aliens jumped in excitement, agreeing with the plan. And we all vanished to do the plan. But I did something super greedy. I went to my own house and took all the people except the baby and threw them in the dump. And then I kind of did it like I said. When I went to meet up with the aliens all the houses were robbed in our planet. Now we live in Jupiter, you know. Our friend alien took some chains. Before she went outside she told the other aliens, "Know the houses we robbed?" The aliens nodded yes. "Maybe we could lock the people up in chains." They all got some chains and vanished to do it. I started to fall in love with the other aliens.
When we all came back to our hideout the aliens said, "Let me see your feet." They looked and they gasped. There was no slime on my feet. The aliens said, "You need slime on your feet. I'm gonna go get one." I agreed and said, "Give me some extra." The aliens went and got as much slime as they could, and two of the aliens spread it on my foot. When the aliens got all the slime on, I shouted, "Too much!" The aliens ran and took some off. I started to get calm and said, "That's better." One of the aliens thought of great idea. He said gently, "We could keep our slime on our feet and stuff, but maybe we could turn into good aliens." The others softly agreed, "Yes." So we all went to our own houses and lived separately again.
The End.
P.S. I got my dad and mom back from the dump,
Once I asked my dad, "Can I go to the carnival?" My dad said yes. We went in the car and my dad drove me to the carnival. At the carnival there were so many rides. I didn't know which one I wanted to go on, but I chose a game. I played Dogs Woofie. And after that I went on the Ferris Wheel and the merry-go-round and I played Duck Race. After that, I was walking back to my dad when GUH-GUH-GUH-PSSS happened. I turned and I freaked. There were twenty aliens standing in a huddle. Then, I stood up and I ran! I finally found my dad when SLOP-BOP-BIP-BOP. I turned my head again. It was the aliens. But this time, there were TRAPS and MAPS and ZIPS and LOCKS, CHAINS and STAINS and SHARP WOOD. Then that was it! I tugged my dad's shoulder and I screamed, "Dad, there's aliens with locks, mops and zops!" My dad didn't believe me, and we went home.
When we got home, I ran right to my bedroom. I thought about the fun Ferris Wheel and especially the aliens, and I bet you know what happens next. The aliens came in and the aliens walked to my room, and then I got mad and ran to the carnival ... even though it was closed. The Ferris Wheel was not on, and I got in one of the Ferris Wheel cars, and I buckled in tight. And then I got my head and I put it away under the belt. And then I got my toes hanging out from the edge, and I cramped them in. And then I got a nearby paintbrush and painted myself green like the car. When the aliens came back to the carnival, my back was kind of sticking up. The aliens looked and saw me and one of the aliens came and helped me up. They all gasped! Another of the aliens said, "Are you an alien?" I was so scared and trembled, "Yes." The aliens grabbed me and started shouting, "Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya!"
But back at the house my dad got worried. He went to my room and he couldn't find me. He went to his room and he couldn't find me. He went to baa-baa-baby's room and couldn't find me, and last but not least he went to Mommy's room and couldn't find me. And then my dad started shrieking, "Police! Police!" The police station heard and ran to the house. The police gasped, "What's wrong? What's wrong?" The dad said, trembling, "I lost my daughter." The police just left the house and searched.
Back at the carnival, I gasped to the aliens, "Nice to see you too!" Then they all went back to their hideout, discovering their evil plans.
One day my dad looked at the carnival. He could not find me. But Dad said in surprise, "She couldn't have joined up with those mean aliens!" and he went home. But the police were not in search anymore. They were just being greedy for their own business.
Back at the aliens' hideout, I was becoming just like the aliens. We whispered, "We can make this alien's mother pink polka-dotted. Or we can make the father into a whale. Or we could turn the little sloppy babies into a greedy computer." The other alien had just a great idea. They could turn those little awful girls into greedy alien boys. "And now I am an alien," I said, "and I got the selfish, greediest plan ever. We could go to everyone's houses and take all their stuff all for ourselves." The other aliens jumped in excitement, agreeing with the plan. And we all vanished to do the plan. But I did something super greedy. I went to my own house and took all the people except the baby and threw them in the dump. And then I kind of did it like I said. When I went to meet up with the aliens all the houses were robbed in our planet. Now we live in Jupiter, you know. Our friend alien took some chains. Before she went outside she told the other aliens, "Know the houses we robbed?" The aliens nodded yes. "Maybe we could lock the people up in chains." They all got some chains and vanished to do it. I started to fall in love with the other aliens.
When we all came back to our hideout the aliens said, "Let me see your feet." They looked and they gasped. There was no slime on my feet. The aliens said, "You need slime on your feet. I'm gonna go get one." I agreed and said, "Give me some extra." The aliens went and got as much slime as they could, and two of the aliens spread it on my foot. When the aliens got all the slime on, I shouted, "Too much!" The aliens ran and took some off. I started to get calm and said, "That's better." One of the aliens thought of great idea. He said gently, "We could keep our slime on our feet and stuff, but maybe we could turn into good aliens." The others softly agreed, "Yes." So we all went to our own houses and lived separately again.
The End.
P.S. I got my dad and mom back from the dump,
Friday, October 25, 2013
$4 or More
Me and my sons, Housie and Maple, went to the theater to see this movie. It's a movie to sit down and enjoy.
Once there was a girl that was at the gift shop with her dad, and she looked around in the shop. She set her eyes on something that she had never seen before. It was a beautiful princess doll. The girl asked her dad, "Can I buy it?" The dad thought, '$4 or less.' The dad looked at the price and said, "No." The girl asked why. The dad said they were just here to buy $4 or less. The girl cried. The dad said that we would buy it another time and left.
Well another time the girl went to the gift shop. The dad didn't have that much money. He just had $4 or less. The girl asked again at the gift shop if they could buy that doll. The dad said, "No." He only had $4 or less. The girl pounded the glass and threw a fit. The dad screamed at the girl and went home, dropping his money behind him.
The next time they went to the gift shop, the girl said, "Can we buy that doll?" The dad said, "No." So she jumped inside the glass. The dad screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed. The girl said, "Ha ha ha-ha-ha, I'm going to grab this doll." After that the girl shrieked, "I'm gonna steal it!" The dad screamed and he turned around and did a disco dance. The girl laughed, grabbed the doll and ran out the door.
Well the dad took up the taxi behind the girl, but the girl was still playing. When the dad came in her room, he came for a surprise. The girl was wrecking her doll. She was 'skreaking' and tearing her clothes, but most of all, making a brand new dress. The girl screamed, "$4 or more!" The dad grabbed the girl. The girl screamed. The dad said peacefully, "You have to go to jail." The girl asked why. The dad answered, "You stole the doll." The girl sighed, "I would return it." But the dad said, "The police are coming tomorrow morning." That night she just sat in her bed and cried.
The next morning the police came. The girl explained to the police that she would return it. The police didn't believe her. They grabbed her as tight as they could and threw her in the car. The dad called, "Wait, wait!" but they were already in front of him.
When the girl was locked up in bars, she had fun because she did sneak $4 or more, and one day she escaped. She put some money in the basket and she ran out the door, dropping her doll behind her. Well she really hated the doll. She finally got home on the taxi. Her dad shouted, "Hello! Hello! Welcome in!" And they had a party and danced.
The End.
Once there was a girl that was at the gift shop with her dad, and she looked around in the shop. She set her eyes on something that she had never seen before. It was a beautiful princess doll. The girl asked her dad, "Can I buy it?" The dad thought, '$4 or less.' The dad looked at the price and said, "No." The girl asked why. The dad said they were just here to buy $4 or less. The girl cried. The dad said that we would buy it another time and left.
Well another time the girl went to the gift shop. The dad didn't have that much money. He just had $4 or less. The girl asked again at the gift shop if they could buy that doll. The dad said, "No." He only had $4 or less. The girl pounded the glass and threw a fit. The dad screamed at the girl and went home, dropping his money behind him.
The next time they went to the gift shop, the girl said, "Can we buy that doll?" The dad said, "No." So she jumped inside the glass. The dad screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed. The girl said, "Ha ha ha-ha-ha, I'm going to grab this doll." After that the girl shrieked, "I'm gonna steal it!" The dad screamed and he turned around and did a disco dance. The girl laughed, grabbed the doll and ran out the door.
Well the dad took up the taxi behind the girl, but the girl was still playing. When the dad came in her room, he came for a surprise. The girl was wrecking her doll. She was 'skreaking' and tearing her clothes, but most of all, making a brand new dress. The girl screamed, "$4 or more!" The dad grabbed the girl. The girl screamed. The dad said peacefully, "You have to go to jail." The girl asked why. The dad answered, "You stole the doll." The girl sighed, "I would return it." But the dad said, "The police are coming tomorrow morning." That night she just sat in her bed and cried.
The next morning the police came. The girl explained to the police that she would return it. The police didn't believe her. They grabbed her as tight as they could and threw her in the car. The dad called, "Wait, wait!" but they were already in front of him.
When the girl was locked up in bars, she had fun because she did sneak $4 or more, and one day she escaped. She put some money in the basket and she ran out the door, dropping her doll behind her. Well she really hated the doll. She finally got home on the taxi. Her dad shouted, "Hello! Hello! Welcome in!" And they had a party and danced.
The End.
Thursday, May 23, 2013
the poem tree
We are doing poems today. Our first poem is:
I Know How to Sing My ABCs
How to do your ABCs is like this:
L-O-L-C-O-O
And that is your alphabet.
(Grace: Is that really your alphabet? Mom: No. Grace: I guess he doesn't know his alphabet, huh?)
The Tree Is
Did you know that trees are made out of bark?
And they're made out of soil.
But there's only one problem with that:
They have a million heads.
Swings
Hello hello hello.
I have swings in my backyard.
I have one, two, three.
I swing on them each every day.
And now they're getting took down..
I am
I am a bird.
I fly through the sky
Until...
My wings drop
and I fall.
And I guess that's the end of flying.
Quiet Web
My web is very quiet today.
I am a little spider.
It's so quiet
I think I should go get some bugs
And eat them.
Oh, look!
There's a bee flying by my web.
Let's catch it!
One, two, three...
Catch!
Now I'm not hungry anymore.
Three Little Chickens
Hello.
We are three little chickens.
We run around the barn
and say bak-baaak, bak-baaak.
And we run so fast.
At night we finally get up
and find some spiders to eat.
And then we get some hay
and go back in bed.
And that is good-night
to all of you.
My Strange Bottle of Mustard
Look! Here's a bottle of mustard.
Maybe I'll put some on my hot dog.
Good, it's dinner time.
I'm putting some of this mustard
on my hot dog.
SQUIRT.
Uh oh, I'm using all of the mustard.
I Know How to Sing My ABCs
How to do your ABCs is like this:
L-O-L-C-O-O
And that is your alphabet.
(Grace: Is that really your alphabet? Mom: No. Grace: I guess he doesn't know his alphabet, huh?)
The Tree Is
Did you know that trees are made out of bark?
And they're made out of soil.
But there's only one problem with that:
They have a million heads.
Swings
Hello hello hello.
I have swings in my backyard.
I have one, two, three.
I swing on them each every day.
And now they're getting took down..
I am
I am a bird.
I fly through the sky
Until...
My wings drop
and I fall.
And I guess that's the end of flying.
Quiet Web
My web is very quiet today.
I am a little spider.
It's so quiet
I think I should go get some bugs
And eat them.
Oh, look!
There's a bee flying by my web.
Let's catch it!
One, two, three...
Catch!
Now I'm not hungry anymore.
Three Little Chickens
Hello.
We are three little chickens.
We run around the barn
and say bak-baaak, bak-baaak.
And we run so fast.
At night we finally get up
and find some spiders to eat.
And then we get some hay
and go back in bed.
And that is good-night
to all of you.
My Strange Bottle of Mustard
Look! Here's a bottle of mustard.
Maybe I'll put some on my hot dog.
Good, it's dinner time.
I'm putting some of this mustard
on my hot dog.
SQUIRT.
Uh oh, I'm using all of the mustard.
Monday, May 20, 2013
dinner dinosaurs
Dinner Dinosaurs is a movie by Silver Eck. There's more than 3,000 stories about Dinner Dinosaurs. Now the movie may begin. And this is a very long and nice movie.
CRASH! CRASH! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! ROOOOAAAAR! I am a Dinner Dinosaur! I am rushing and crumble into somebody's house. CRASH! CRASH! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! I am eating your French toast and beans. I like it. I am going to other houses now. CRASH! CRASH! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! I am in somebody else's house. Yummy yum yum, I ate their French salad! CRASH! CRASH! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! All the Dinner Dinosaurs are here. CRASH! CRASH! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! We ate everybody's dinner in the whole entire world. Now a little lady comes out and serves us a bowl of French toast and pollen. We all jump in and eat it! CRASH! CRASH! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! We eat all the flowers. Three hundred more dinosaurs come. CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! Three thousand million butterflies come. We get eating them. That is our dinner. Now back to our caves with a little bit of grass.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
the best sprinkles trip
It was Taco Tuesday today. That means that we had tacos today and today is Tuesday. And then we talked about going to Sprinkles. Dad said, "Go get your shoes on" and I got my shoes on. And I got my coat and ripped down the coat rack. It fell down and I was freaking out. Then we drove to Sprinkles.
I got my ice cream. I got mint chocolate chip with gummi bears. That's my favorite kind and that's the kind I wanted first. The ice cream was really good. After a little while I saw Debbie. She's the girl who works at the ice cream parlor. I talked to Debbie and then I went and talked to Paul. Paul is Debbie's husband. Debbie gave me a present. It was a pink Sprinkles shirt. It made me feel happy. And then I finished my ice cream and went home.
When I got home I finished my picture. My picture was a mommy and daughter and a toystand. And then I started writing this blog. And that's what happened to me.
The End.
P.S. The tacos were yummy!
I got my ice cream. I got mint chocolate chip with gummi bears. That's my favorite kind and that's the kind I wanted first. The ice cream was really good. After a little while I saw Debbie. She's the girl who works at the ice cream parlor. I talked to Debbie and then I went and talked to Paul. Paul is Debbie's husband. Debbie gave me a present. It was a pink Sprinkles shirt. It made me feel happy. And then I finished my ice cream and went home.
When I got home I finished my picture. My picture was a mommy and daughter and a toystand. And then I started writing this blog. And that's what happened to me.
The End.
P.S. The tacos were yummy!
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
special ingredients
We are going to learn about special ingredients today. We'll start with spray.
Now we are going to start the story.
My sister and I have been working very hard at getting ingredients out of the cupboard and making a meal. The ingredients are spray, peanut butter, maple syrup, honey, salt, vinegar, chocolate, and vegetable oil.
Now let's start telling how the foods were made.
The spray was made by tiny little juice that you've got to mix together. And you dump another kind of special spray in it and that is how the spray is made.
Now let's start telling about the peanut butter.
You put peanuts in a little machine and blend them all together and then you take them out of the machine and put sticky gooey stuff on them. And then you mix it. And them they put them in jars. That is how peanut butter is made.
Now let's start telling how maple syrup is made.
You hang a bucket on a tree withsoot sap inside and let it stay there for a week. And then you put it in a bowl and stir it. That is how maple syrup is made.
Now let's see how honey's made.
You open a Y coconut and find trim. Stir it in a bowl and mix it with very strong cheese and then put flavor juice inside. And that is how honey is made.
Now let's see how salt is made.
You take big white pebbles and then you put it in a pan with very salty water. And you rub them around and put an air freshener against it. And then you put it in a bowl and let it cool. And that is how salt is made.
Now let's learn how vinegar is made.
You rip a butterfly's wings and you find oil inside. And then you go home and put it in a bowl and put it in very warm water. And then add ice water in and let it cool for an hour. And that is how vinegar is made.
Now let's learn how chocolate is made.
You put powdered sugar in a bowl and then you put special chocolate juices in there and stir it together very slowly. Then put regular powder and put different kinds of chocolate juices. Let it cool in the sun for eight minutes and that is how chocolate is made.
Now let's learn how oil is made.
You rip a blue horse and then you find little juicy blobs. And then you let it fry for six hours and it melts a little. And then you let it cool on your deck for one hour and that is how vegetable oil is made.
My little sister Zara said we didn't need salt but we really did. Me and Zara together decided if we wanted that or not. Some we decided no and some we decided yes. And we made all the ingredients and a drawer gave us hints. Zara was just chattin' with a drawer. And then we worked very hard to make our meal. Our meal turned out really good. We made delicious pie. I hope you enjoyed it. You're invited over any time for some pie. All we have to do is use all those ingredients. Daddy was checking on us to see if we were getting in trouble. Our pie was orange flavored. Zara loved the orange flavor. But all the way, drawer was telling us tips. Dad kept making meatballs and watching us. We ate up our pie and our meatballs. We had a delicious night and had so much fun we didn't want to go to bed. And then we had a very good night.
Now we are going to start the story.
My sister and I have been working very hard at getting ingredients out of the cupboard and making a meal. The ingredients are spray, peanut butter, maple syrup, honey, salt, vinegar, chocolate, and vegetable oil.
Now let's start telling how the foods were made.
The spray was made by tiny little juice that you've got to mix together. And you dump another kind of special spray in it and that is how the spray is made.
Now let's start telling about the peanut butter.
You put peanuts in a little machine and blend them all together and then you take them out of the machine and put sticky gooey stuff on them. And then you mix it. And them they put them in jars. That is how peanut butter is made.
Now let's start telling how maple syrup is made.
You hang a bucket on a tree with
Now let's see how honey's made.
You open a Y coconut and find trim. Stir it in a bowl and mix it with very strong cheese and then put flavor juice inside. And that is how honey is made.
Now let's see how salt is made.
You take big white pebbles and then you put it in a pan with very salty water. And you rub them around and put an air freshener against it. And then you put it in a bowl and let it cool. And that is how salt is made.
Now let's learn how vinegar is made.
You rip a butterfly's wings and you find oil inside. And then you go home and put it in a bowl and put it in very warm water. And then add ice water in and let it cool for an hour. And that is how vinegar is made.
Now let's learn how chocolate is made.
You put powdered sugar in a bowl and then you put special chocolate juices in there and stir it together very slowly. Then put regular powder and put different kinds of chocolate juices. Let it cool in the sun for eight minutes and that is how chocolate is made.
Now let's learn how oil is made.
You rip a blue horse and then you find little juicy blobs. And then you let it fry for six hours and it melts a little. And then you let it cool on your deck for one hour and that is how vegetable oil is made.
My little sister Zara said we didn't need salt but we really did. Me and Zara together decided if we wanted that or not. Some we decided no and some we decided yes. And we made all the ingredients and a drawer gave us hints. Zara was just chattin' with a drawer. And then we worked very hard to make our meal. Our meal turned out really good. We made delicious pie. I hope you enjoyed it. You're invited over any time for some pie. All we have to do is use all those ingredients. Daddy was checking on us to see if we were getting in trouble. Our pie was orange flavored. Zara loved the orange flavor. But all the way, drawer was telling us tips. Dad kept making meatballs and watching us. We ate up our pie and our meatballs. We had a delicious night and had so much fun we didn't want to go to bed. And then we had a very good night.
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Dunkin' Pig
This is about a pig and a girl. It's a movie that Housie and Maple have. Housie and Maple are my sons. Now we are going to get going on the movie.
Once upon a time there was a girl inside a restaurant named Hailey. All she did was sit in a chair with nothing. It was Friday on the weekend. She was very lonely, except once a week on Fridays. Once when no one was at the restaurant she got up from her chair and noticed something. She noticed that Annie dropped a piece of bread. She picked the piece of bread up. She placed it in her chair and picked it up and suddenly she heard knocking on the door. She opened the door. She looked. She saw nothing. She didn't notice a little piece of blonde hair. She shut the door. And then she heard punching and hitting. She opened the door again. She noticed a face. She had a customer! She gave the piece of bread to the customer and the customer walked out the door and shut it behind her. As the customer got in her car she dropped the piece of bread on a rock. Hailey heard a little thump. She looked out the door and saw her bread on a rock. She went outside and picked up the bread and went back in the restaurant.
In another country there was a boy. He had a pet. It wasn't just any pet. It was a pig superhero. While the man was off doing karate, the pig got out of his pighouse and went to the store. He saw something that he had never seen before. It was a brand new, shiny cape. He went and paid for it. Just as the man got home from karate, the pig rushed back to his pighouse.
Hailey, off at the restaurant, put her hand on her tooth. Her tooth began to wiggle. She took a little piece of the bread and ate it. Suddenly her tooth was gone! She saw a little fairy. It dropped some chocolate coins. She picked up one of the chocolate coins. She ate it. All her bottom teeth almost broke.
The pighouse had two baskets of grain and corn. And there was a little puddle of mud in a little cup. There was some water and some squeaky toys filled with mud. Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. Smush. Yum yum yum, delicious corn. The pig smashed his head on his gate and looks out at a little purple house.
Hailey walks to that country and she sees a pig. Hailey says, "Hello pig." The pig put his cape on. Hailey hopped on. The pig was starting to fly. The pig flew up into the air and into the restaurant, asking the girl, "Could I have your bread?" Hailey said, "We can share it together." And they ate and then danced.
They went into town. They saw horrible ocean waves. Hailey went with the wave. The pig jumped in there and got Hailey and ran out of the ocean and onto the beach! They figured that they made a hundred sand castles. They had more fun sifting for gold. And they lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time there was a girl inside a restaurant named Hailey. All she did was sit in a chair with nothing. It was Friday on the weekend. She was very lonely, except once a week on Fridays. Once when no one was at the restaurant she got up from her chair and noticed something. She noticed that Annie dropped a piece of bread. She picked the piece of bread up. She placed it in her chair and picked it up and suddenly she heard knocking on the door. She opened the door. She looked. She saw nothing. She didn't notice a little piece of blonde hair. She shut the door. And then she heard punching and hitting. She opened the door again. She noticed a face. She had a customer! She gave the piece of bread to the customer and the customer walked out the door and shut it behind her. As the customer got in her car she dropped the piece of bread on a rock. Hailey heard a little thump. She looked out the door and saw her bread on a rock. She went outside and picked up the bread and went back in the restaurant.
In another country there was a boy. He had a pet. It wasn't just any pet. It was a pig superhero. While the man was off doing karate, the pig got out of his pighouse and went to the store. He saw something that he had never seen before. It was a brand new, shiny cape. He went and paid for it. Just as the man got home from karate, the pig rushed back to his pighouse.Hailey, off at the restaurant, put her hand on her tooth. Her tooth began to wiggle. She took a little piece of the bread and ate it. Suddenly her tooth was gone! She saw a little fairy. It dropped some chocolate coins. She picked up one of the chocolate coins. She ate it. All her bottom teeth almost broke.
The pighouse had two baskets of grain and corn. And there was a little puddle of mud in a little cup. There was some water and some squeaky toys filled with mud. Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. Smush. Yum yum yum, delicious corn. The pig smashed his head on his gate and looks out at a little purple house.
Hailey walks to that country and she sees a pig. Hailey says, "Hello pig." The pig put his cape on. Hailey hopped on. The pig was starting to fly. The pig flew up into the air and into the restaurant, asking the girl, "Could I have your bread?" Hailey said, "We can share it together." And they ate and then danced.
They went into town. They saw horrible ocean waves. Hailey went with the wave. The pig jumped in there and got Hailey and ran out of the ocean and onto the beach! They figured that they made a hundred sand castles. They had more fun sifting for gold. And they lived happily ever after.
Beauty
This is a list of things we want to do for Martin Luther King Jr. Day that would make him happy:
1. Buy some food for people who don't have as much as us ... and extra warm clothes.
2. Get the candle that Mrs. Marks from church gave us and light it to make the world brighter.
3. Be thankful for the world.
4. E-mail someone and say thank you for anything nice they did.
5. Smile at Mom 'cause I love her.
6. Make a picture that is beautiful.
1. Buy some food for people who don't have as much as us ... and extra warm clothes.
2. Get the candle that Mrs. Marks from church gave us and light it to make the world brighter.
3. Be thankful for the world.
4. E-mail someone and say thank you for anything nice they did.
5. Smile at Mom 'cause I love her.
6. Make a picture that is beautiful.
Saturday, January 12, 2013
poems to earth
The Sport
I made up my own sport
but how can I do it?
I don't have a basketball.
The Pumpkin Patch
Did you know the pumpkin patch
is full of pumpkins?
Except I don't have pumpkins
in mine.
Instead I have balls.
And at Halloween I carve balls.
The Dollar Bird
Did you know that we don't have a mailbox?
Well instead I just call the Dollar Bird.
He gives us our mail
and we read the newspaper.
The Sweater Machine
The sweater machine washes sweaters
did you ever know?
The sweater machine
makes them clean.
And that is how we get our sweaters clean.
The Sheep Mower
Did you ever know
that we didn't have a lawn mower.
We have a sheep mower.
It mows up the grass
and makes pictures in the grass.
We do it to the snow.
We do it to the grass.
We do it to the leaves.
And that is how we get our lawn mowed.
Jimmy the Hippopotomous
Did you ever know that I have
a brother that's a hippotomous
named Jimmy.
Sometimes he cuddles
with his baby hippopotomous
and the hippopotomous bite each other.
They're not very nice.
The Surprise Underpants
Did you ever know
that everything can be a surprise.
And I gave my brother a surprise.
It was
UNDERPANTS!
He threw them away.
My dad screamed at me.
The Homework Machine
Just put your papers
in the homework machine
if you have homework to do.
It will make them clean
and then you can start all over again.
And then you can even
do it with your clothes too.
Especially your pants
and your underpants.
I made up my own sport
but how can I do it?
I don't have a basketball.
The Pumpkin Patch
Did you know the pumpkin patch
is full of pumpkins?
Except I don't have pumpkins
in mine.
Instead I have balls.
And at Halloween I carve balls.
The Dollar Bird
Did you know that we don't have a mailbox?
Well instead I just call the Dollar Bird.
He gives us our mail
and we read the newspaper.
The Sweater Machine
The sweater machine washes sweaters
did you ever know?
The sweater machine
makes them clean.
And that is how we get our sweaters clean.
The Sheep Mower
Did you ever know
that we didn't have a lawn mower.
We have a sheep mower.
It mows up the grass
and makes pictures in the grass.
We do it to the snow.
We do it to the grass.
We do it to the leaves.
And that is how we get our lawn mowed.
Jimmy the Hippopotomous
Did you ever know that I have
a brother that's a hippotomous
named Jimmy.
Sometimes he cuddles
with his baby hippopotomous
and the hippopotomous bite each other.
They're not very nice.
The Surprise Underpants
Did you ever know
that everything can be a surprise.
And I gave my brother a surprise.
It was
UNDERPANTS!
He threw them away.
My dad screamed at me.
The Homework Machine
Just put your papers
in the homework machine
if you have homework to do.
It will make them clean
and then you can start all over again.
And then you can even
do it with your clothes too.
Especially your pants
and your underpants.
Friday, January 11, 2013
sad e-mail
I got an e-mail from Sophia the day before yesterday. This a copy of the e-mail because on the real one I spilled water and oil on it.
Now we're going to do the real e-mail.
At the start of the e-mail there was a stamp that had an American flag on it.
Dear Grace,
I hope you're not heartbroken because Vanessa and Mario are heartbroken. And Nathan has his cell phone calling 9-1-1. And Nathan is wiggling around all over the place trying to get the spider webs off his car and get him uncrashing from the mountain. I am thinking about putting chocolate melt on the mountains and the spider webs so Nathan can get unstuck.
I'm sorry to say this, Mario is in time-out. He was being bad because he missed Nathan. You might not like this. Mario is in time-out because he bonked the Wii remote into Vanessa's head on purpose. And then Vanessa finished his game. When he got out of time-out, he got really mad because Vanessa finished his game and he wanted to finish his game.
And Vanessa was running over to the refrigerator. She opened the refrigerator and I said, "What do you want Vanessa?" Vanessa said, "I wanted to help you make the chocolate pudding." I said, "Later we're making the chocolate pudding." And then it was later and we made some chocolate pudding.
And then we went andbrang brought it to Nathan. And then Nathan got ready and he drived drove his car to speed. And then Nathan got to the doctor's office.
I have to go to work now. See you soon.
Your Friend,
Sophia
Now we're going to do the real e-mail.
At the start of the e-mail there was a stamp that had an American flag on it.
Dear Grace,
I hope you're not heartbroken because Vanessa and Mario are heartbroken. And Nathan has his cell phone calling 9-1-1. And Nathan is wiggling around all over the place trying to get the spider webs off his car and get him uncrashing from the mountain. I am thinking about putting chocolate melt on the mountains and the spider webs so Nathan can get unstuck.
I'm sorry to say this, Mario is in time-out. He was being bad because he missed Nathan. You might not like this. Mario is in time-out because he bonked the Wii remote into Vanessa's head on purpose. And then Vanessa finished his game. When he got out of time-out, he got really mad because Vanessa finished his game and he wanted to finish his game.
And Vanessa was running over to the refrigerator. She opened the refrigerator and I said, "What do you want Vanessa?" Vanessa said, "I wanted to help you make the chocolate pudding." I said, "Later we're making the chocolate pudding." And then it was later and we made some chocolate pudding.
And then we went and
I have to go to work now. See you soon.
Your Friend,
Sophia
Thursday, December 6, 2012
Toys
Dear Santa,
How is that cold weather over there in the North Pole? I am happy that you're going to come this year and I hope you don't sleep too late. This is Grace writing this.
What I want very much for Christmas is a Lalaloopsy doll. It looks fun on TV and I have a good imagination for it. Another thing I want is a pretend donut shop. I want a donut shop because I have a good memory to tell people what kind of donut it is. And with it I am hoping for all kinds of different donuts. My favorite kind is a mint chocolate chip donut. I want a couple stuffed elves because its Christmas and that's good for the holiday. Elves are for Christmas. Santa, I want a beach set too and I want it to come with an umbrella and pretend seashells and pretend sand and a pretend ocean. It will remind me of summertime and I'm in a beachy mood right now. I want an Oscar-shaped nutcracker that's green. For Zara I want a Slimy (like the worm) little chewy toy. And I want glitter. I want to make super special crafts sparkly, especially the one I'm sending to Grandma and Grandpa. I want a cool basketball because Daddy and I will think its cool. I also want a Backpack doll and a Map doll because I want to have more Dora stuff.
Santa, I hope you have a good trip in the sleigh. I'll keep my listening ears on when I'm sleeping so I can hear your reindeer.
Love,
Grace
How is that cold weather over there in the North Pole? I am happy that you're going to come this year and I hope you don't sleep too late. This is Grace writing this.
Santa, I hope you have a good trip in the sleigh. I'll keep my listening ears on when I'm sleeping so I can hear your reindeer.
Love,
Grace
Saturday, December 1, 2012
The World is Made of Poems
The Silly Watermelon
I squeezed a watermelon
and there wasn't any juice coming out.
I wonder what happened
to my watermelon?
Perhaps my little sister.
The Nail Polish Dance
I was putting nail polish on my nails
only if you know why.
Perhaps I'm getting ready
for the nail polish dance.
The nail polish dance?
Whoo hoo!
And I danced
at the nail polish dance.
Drippy Ice Cream
I went to the ice cream parlor
to get some ice cream.
When the ice cream parlor
was holding my ice cream
it dripped.
When she was giving it to me
it dripped.
When I was holding it at the table
it dripped.
And when I licked it
it dripped.
Drippy drippy ice cream.
Broken Glass
I was washing a glass at the sink
and I dropped it
and it broke.
Perhaps my mom was mad.
I hit my mom.
(Editor's note: I asked Grace, "Do you want people to read this and think you hit your mom?" to which she replied, "No ... I'll tell them it's just a poem.")
My Puppy Poodle
I had a poodle
and I was walking it.
My poodle screamed at me
and I said, "Shhh,"
and he calmed down.
He was running away
and I said, "Come back,"
and he came back.
He was running in the grass
and I said, "Time to go in,"
and he went in the house.
I squeezed a watermelon
and there wasn't any juice coming out.
I wonder what happened
to my watermelon?
Perhaps my little sister.
The Nail Polish Dance
I was putting nail polish on my nails
only if you know why.
Perhaps I'm getting ready
for the nail polish dance.
The nail polish dance?
Whoo hoo!
And I danced
at the nail polish dance.
Drippy Ice Cream
I went to the ice cream parlor
to get some ice cream.
When the ice cream parlor
was holding my ice cream
it dripped.
When she was giving it to me
it dripped.
When I was holding it at the table
it dripped.
And when I licked it
it dripped.
Drippy drippy ice cream.
Broken Glass
I was washing a glass at the sink
and I dropped it
and it broke.
Perhaps my mom was mad.
I hit my mom.
(Editor's note: I asked Grace, "Do you want people to read this and think you hit your mom?" to which she replied, "No ... I'll tell them it's just a poem.")
My Puppy Poodle
I had a poodle
and I was walking it.
My poodle screamed at me
and I said, "Shhh,"
and he calmed down.
He was running away
and I said, "Come back,"
and he came back.
He was running in the grass
and I said, "Time to go in,"
and he went in the house.
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Great Feast at Little Path
We had a Thanksgiving Feast today at school. We made pizza. We got dough and put it in flour and that was the pizza dough we used to make our pizza. Yum! We put it on a tray and decorated them with sauce, cheese, pepperoni, peppers and mushrooms. [Another child] made a pizza but she didn't eat it because she had to leave because she was naughty and her mom made her go home. I ate her pizza. It had cheese and mushrooms. I think Mom ate mine and she shared with Zara. Zara is my little sister.I taught Zara all about Little Path. I taught her how to wheel a truck on the floor and walk in Little Path. And I taught her the days of the week and how to count. Adeline thought Zara was a cutie. Zara played with the little truck because I taught her how to wheel it and she just wheeled the big truck a little tiny bit. When we left Zara went and hung out with Liam right before we went home.
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Garbage Town
There was a lady named Annie. Annie was a very nice girl and she had a best blue hat, and Garbage DeVil came and he threw everything away in everyone's house, even Annie's best hat! Annie wanted to go outside one day and she needed a hat, and she realized she didn't have any best hat or any hat or coat or gloves to go outside. Annie said, "Oh my! I can't go outside. But I really wish I could in the snow."
Well, Garbage DeVil was taking a bath and he hopped in the garbage. And then he hopped in the garbage to sleep. He opened his eyes all night and his eyes went up to outer space. Annie was in bed and she was snoring and sleeping and suddenly the garbage walked away. And the garbage disappeared. And the garbage walked on every single moon and jumped moon-to-moon. And there was a giant and his name was Garbage DeVil and Garbage DeVil was green. And that was who slept in the garbage and took a bath in the garbage. Suddenly, the garbage slid down a slide. All that was inside Annie's house was a little tiny drip of a little J-Chew Jelly drip. When the giant woke up he saw garbage in his tanks!
Hailey was a very young girl. And Hailey knocked on the door of Annie's house. Annie went to the store once and she bought a JoAnn Chocolate and suddenly she saw Garbage DeVil! And Garbage DeVil took Annie and put her in his garbage tank. And Annie dropped her chocolate. And her shiny medal shined on her shirt. And an earring made of garbage fell off of Garbage DeVil. Hailey walked away into the neighborhood and there was another very little girl named Maggie and Maggie was Hailey's friend. And Hailey ran after Maggie, and Maggie's pinky finger was red. It was a drip, a very little tiny drip, of Annie's jelly from her chin. And what happened is, it was raining and what was coming down from the rain was chocolate! Everyone picked up the chocolate and Garbage DeVil put all the chocolate in his garbage tank. Annie was in the garbage tank and she took her best hat from the garbage tank and tip-toe sneaked to her house. Suddenly, Annie's mom came to Garbage DeVil and poked him really hard on the belly with a sword and put the sword down his throat and threw it and made sure it collected all his body. The mom came back to Annie and Annie came back to her mom and they slept in their own beds and Garbage DeVil was no more. There was no more visiting Garbage DeVil again.
They made a glue craft out of Garbage DeVil's body.
The End.
Well, Garbage DeVil was taking a bath and he hopped in the garbage. And then he hopped in the garbage to sleep. He opened his eyes all night and his eyes went up to outer space. Annie was in bed and she was snoring and sleeping and suddenly the garbage walked away. And the garbage disappeared. And the garbage walked on every single moon and jumped moon-to-moon. And there was a giant and his name was Garbage DeVil and Garbage DeVil was green. And that was who slept in the garbage and took a bath in the garbage. Suddenly, the garbage slid down a slide. All that was inside Annie's house was a little tiny drip of a little J-Chew Jelly drip. When the giant woke up he saw garbage in his tanks!
Hailey was a very young girl. And Hailey knocked on the door of Annie's house. Annie went to the store once and she bought a JoAnn Chocolate and suddenly she saw Garbage DeVil! And Garbage DeVil took Annie and put her in his garbage tank. And Annie dropped her chocolate. And her shiny medal shined on her shirt. And an earring made of garbage fell off of Garbage DeVil. Hailey walked away into the neighborhood and there was another very little girl named Maggie and Maggie was Hailey's friend. And Hailey ran after Maggie, and Maggie's pinky finger was red. It was a drip, a very little tiny drip, of Annie's jelly from her chin. And what happened is, it was raining and what was coming down from the rain was chocolate! Everyone picked up the chocolate and Garbage DeVil put all the chocolate in his garbage tank. Annie was in the garbage tank and she took her best hat from the garbage tank and tip-toe sneaked to her house. Suddenly, Annie's mom came to Garbage DeVil and poked him really hard on the belly with a sword and put the sword down his throat and threw it and made sure it collected all his body. The mom came back to Annie and Annie came back to her mom and they slept in their own beds and Garbage DeVil was no more. There was no more visiting Garbage DeVil again.
They made a glue craft out of Garbage DeVil's body.
The End.
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Movie Getting Watched
Finding Nemo is the one where the mean lady went in the room and the dentist and that mean lady were the villians. I liked the movie. My favorite part of the movie was when Marlin and Dory got eaten by the whale. They fell off the tongue. I thought that was funny.
I was really happy at the movies because I liked the movie and Dad did too. But Dad had to give his glasses back and I could keep them.
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Vacation Orchard
Last week Mommy, Daddy, Zara and I went to Maine. Aunt Gina and Kevin came too. We ate lobster, salmon and grilled shrimp. It was yummy.
One of the nights when I ate lobster, it was terrible (just one). But I liked every other piece of food except
the pasta salad. It was terrible. I had
one clam of Kevin’s. It was yummy.
I loved relaxation and watching movies in the car. Zara was whining in the car. She didn’t like
it even one bit. We tried giving her toys;
she did not want them and just cried.
In Maine we saw a horse and I got to pet it on the
side. I also played with Zara in our
house. Our house had a huge lobster
statue in a brown crate. I slept in a
tower. Some days it was raining in
Maine. The other days it was sunny. On the sunny days we went to the beach. We put sun tan lotion on first (Editor's note: We did not put suntan lotion on our children! It was sunblock). We made sandcastles and went in the
ocean. I liked the ocean. The ocean was splashy. I didn’t run into any
boats. I was always with Daddy, Mommy,
Aunt Gina or Kevin. Vacation was fun, especially
the eating.
When I got home I asked Grandma if she wanted to go to
Maine. She said, “Yes, maybe next time I
can live in the house next door to you in Maine.” When I got home I was happy to see all my
toys and I played “Applebee’s.”
I had fun in Maine.
Thank you for making Maine, God.
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