the poem tree

We are doing poems today.  Our first poem is:

I Know How to Sing My ABCs

How to do your ABCs is like this:
L-O-L-C-O-O
And that is your alphabet.

(Grace: Is that really your alphabet?  Mom: No.  Grace: I guess he doesn't know his alphabet, huh?)

The Tree Is

Did you know that trees are made out of bark?
And they're made out of soil.
But there's only one problem with that:
They have a million heads.

Swings

Hello hello hello.
I have swings in my backyard.
I have one, two, three.
I swing on them each every day.
And now they're getting took down..

I am

I am a bird.
I fly through the sky
Until...
My wings drop
and I fall.
And I guess that's the end of flying.

Quiet Web

My web is very quiet today.
I am a little spider.
It's so quiet
I think I should go get some bugs
And eat them.
Oh, look!
There's a bee flying by my web.
Let's catch it!
One, two, three...
Catch!
Now I'm not hungry anymore.

Three Little Chickens

Hello.
We are three little chickens.
We run around the barn
and say bak-baaak, bak-baaak.
And we run so fast.
At night we finally get up
and find some spiders to eat.
And then we get some hay
and go back in bed.
And that is good-night
to all of you.

My Strange Bottle of Mustard

Look! Here's a bottle of mustard.
Maybe I'll put some on my hot dog.
Good, it's dinner time.
I'm putting some of this mustard
on my hot dog.
SQUIRT.
Uh oh, I'm using all of the mustard.