I Don't, I Do

My name is Poopiehead.  Once upon a time, I went to sleep.  It was morning and stinky old Dad said, "Poopiehead, it's time for breakfast!"  So I got up and went to breakfast.  The dad had some French toast made out for me.  "Mmm, French toast and bacon," I said.  I looked at my French toast and bacon.  "Dad, why did you make me French toast and bacon?! I hate French toast and bacon!"  And I stomped off to play.

First I said, "I'm hungry.  Dad, can you make me some breakfast?"  Dad said, "No! I already made you some breakfast."  I said, "Oh, right. Disgusting head."  So I ate a paper bag instead.  I whispered to myself, "I wish I could eat my dad instead."

Unfortunately, I grew up and my dad turned one-billion.  And he died.

One day I was driving in my car and I got into a big accident and I peed my pants.  I said, "I wish my dad was here to change my pants."

The End

I didn't get Housie and Maple this movie anyway.