Hi, my name is Zolly, and I am going to tell you some poems today. Our first poem is, "What Pet Should I Choose."
What pet should I choose?
Should I choose a tiger?
Or should I choose a bear?
Should I choose an elephant?
Or a keeka-kocka-kare?
Or a bob-ted-booby?
Or a chicken perhaps?
A googy-guac-guyi-goo?
But I got stuck with the baby kittens.
The next poem is, "Who Drank My Wine?"
I poured a cup of wine.
As I walk away
El Macho comes and eats it
and left it with a snake.
The next poem is, "Records Aren't Handy."
I put on a record.
I sit and lay down.
As I listen to the record
it keeps going around.
Now on my record
my music must change
and it brings it to bad music.
Oh poor me, Bapa Banes.
Cockadoodle doo, moo moo moo, OINK!
The next poem is going to be, "In the Shower."
Hi. I went inside the shower.
My little sister comes in
and opens the door.
When the door opens
spray, spray, spray, spray
PSSSS!
Crash!
Oops. My shower blew up.
The last poem is, "My Stinky Perfume."
I put on some perfume today.
It smelled like grapes,
but I didn't like the smell.
Now I'm putting on more perfume.
It smells like lemons.
I did not like the smell.
Now I'm putting on perfume again.
This perfume smells like strawberries.
I did not like the smell.
So I put on some more perfume.
this time it smelled like chocolate cupcakes.
I did not like the smell, of course.
So I put on some different perfume.
This perfume had no smell,
but I did not like it.
But then I saw some good perfume.
I put it on
and
POOF!
I loved the smell of the vanilla cupcake perfume.
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Saturday, November 23, 2013
my silly carnival trip
Hi, I'm Sophie, and I am going to be telling you a story today about a carnival. Would you like to hear it? Now we are going to begin the story.
Once I asked my dad, "Can I go to the carnival?" My dad said yes. We went in the car and my dad drove me to the carnival. At the carnival there were so many rides. I didn't know which one I wanted to go on, but I chose a game. I played Dogs Woofie. And after that I went on the Ferris Wheel and the merry-go-round and I played Duck Race. After that, I was walking back to my dad when GUH-GUH-GUH-PSSS happened. I turned and I freaked. There were twenty aliens standing in a huddle. Then, I stood up and I ran! I finally found my dad when SLOP-BOP-BIP-BOP. I turned my head again. It was the aliens. But this time, there were TRAPS and MAPS and ZIPS and LOCKS, CHAINS and STAINS and SHARP WOOD. Then that was it! I tugged my dad's shoulder and I screamed, "Dad, there's aliens with locks, mops and zops!" My dad didn't believe me, and we went home.
When we got home, I ran right to my bedroom. I thought about the fun Ferris Wheel and especially the aliens, and I bet you know what happens next. The aliens came in and the aliens walked to my room, and then I got mad and ran to the carnival ... even though it was closed. The Ferris Wheel was not on, and I got in one of the Ferris Wheel cars, and I buckled in tight. And then I got my head and I put it away under the belt. And then I got my toes hanging out from the edge, and I cramped them in. And then I got a nearby paintbrush and painted myself green like the car. When the aliens came back to the carnival, my back was kind of sticking up. The aliens looked and saw me and one of the aliens came and helped me up. They all gasped! Another of the aliens said, "Are you an alien?" I was so scared and trembled, "Yes." The aliens grabbed me and started shouting, "Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya!"
But back at the house my dad got worried. He went to my room and he couldn't find me. He went to his room and he couldn't find me. He went to baa-baa-baby's room and couldn't find me, and last but not least he went to Mommy's room and couldn't find me. And then my dad started shrieking, "Police! Police!" The police station heard and ran to the house. The police gasped, "What's wrong? What's wrong?" The dad said, trembling, "I lost my daughter." The police just left the house and searched.
Back at the carnival, I gasped to the aliens, "Nice to see you too!" Then they all went back to their hideout, discovering their evil plans.
One day my dad looked at the carnival. He could not find me. But Dad said in surprise, "She couldn't have joined up with those mean aliens!" and he went home. But the police were not in search anymore. They were just being greedy for their own business.
Back at the aliens' hideout, I was becoming just like the aliens. We whispered, "We can make this alien's mother pink polka-dotted. Or we can make the father into a whale. Or we could turn the little sloppy babies into a greedy computer." The other alien had just a great idea. They could turn those little awful girls into greedy alien boys. "And now I am an alien," I said, "and I got the selfish, greediest plan ever. We could go to everyone's houses and take all their stuff all for ourselves." The other aliens jumped in excitement, agreeing with the plan. And we all vanished to do the plan. But I did something super greedy. I went to my own house and took all the people except the baby and threw them in the dump. And then I kind of did it like I said. When I went to meet up with the aliens all the houses were robbed in our planet. Now we live in Jupiter, you know. Our friend alien took some chains. Before she went outside she told the other aliens, "Know the houses we robbed?" The aliens nodded yes. "Maybe we could lock the people up in chains." They all got some chains and vanished to do it. I started to fall in love with the other aliens.
When we all came back to our hideout the aliens said, "Let me see your feet." They looked and they gasped. There was no slime on my feet. The aliens said, "You need slime on your feet. I'm gonna go get one." I agreed and said, "Give me some extra." The aliens went and got as much slime as they could, and two of the aliens spread it on my foot. When the aliens got all the slime on, I shouted, "Too much!" The aliens ran and took some off. I started to get calm and said, "That's better." One of the aliens thought of great idea. He said gently, "We could keep our slime on our feet and stuff, but maybe we could turn into good aliens." The others softly agreed, "Yes." So we all went to our own houses and lived separately again.
The End.
P.S. I got my dad and mom back from the dump,
Once I asked my dad, "Can I go to the carnival?" My dad said yes. We went in the car and my dad drove me to the carnival. At the carnival there were so many rides. I didn't know which one I wanted to go on, but I chose a game. I played Dogs Woofie. And after that I went on the Ferris Wheel and the merry-go-round and I played Duck Race. After that, I was walking back to my dad when GUH-GUH-GUH-PSSS happened. I turned and I freaked. There were twenty aliens standing in a huddle. Then, I stood up and I ran! I finally found my dad when SLOP-BOP-BIP-BOP. I turned my head again. It was the aliens. But this time, there were TRAPS and MAPS and ZIPS and LOCKS, CHAINS and STAINS and SHARP WOOD. Then that was it! I tugged my dad's shoulder and I screamed, "Dad, there's aliens with locks, mops and zops!" My dad didn't believe me, and we went home.
When we got home, I ran right to my bedroom. I thought about the fun Ferris Wheel and especially the aliens, and I bet you know what happens next. The aliens came in and the aliens walked to my room, and then I got mad and ran to the carnival ... even though it was closed. The Ferris Wheel was not on, and I got in one of the Ferris Wheel cars, and I buckled in tight. And then I got my head and I put it away under the belt. And then I got my toes hanging out from the edge, and I cramped them in. And then I got a nearby paintbrush and painted myself green like the car. When the aliens came back to the carnival, my back was kind of sticking up. The aliens looked and saw me and one of the aliens came and helped me up. They all gasped! Another of the aliens said, "Are you an alien?" I was so scared and trembled, "Yes." The aliens grabbed me and started shouting, "Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya!"
But back at the house my dad got worried. He went to my room and he couldn't find me. He went to his room and he couldn't find me. He went to baa-baa-baby's room and couldn't find me, and last but not least he went to Mommy's room and couldn't find me. And then my dad started shrieking, "Police! Police!" The police station heard and ran to the house. The police gasped, "What's wrong? What's wrong?" The dad said, trembling, "I lost my daughter." The police just left the house and searched.
Back at the carnival, I gasped to the aliens, "Nice to see you too!" Then they all went back to their hideout, discovering their evil plans.
One day my dad looked at the carnival. He could not find me. But Dad said in surprise, "She couldn't have joined up with those mean aliens!" and he went home. But the police were not in search anymore. They were just being greedy for their own business.
Back at the aliens' hideout, I was becoming just like the aliens. We whispered, "We can make this alien's mother pink polka-dotted. Or we can make the father into a whale. Or we could turn the little sloppy babies into a greedy computer." The other alien had just a great idea. They could turn those little awful girls into greedy alien boys. "And now I am an alien," I said, "and I got the selfish, greediest plan ever. We could go to everyone's houses and take all their stuff all for ourselves." The other aliens jumped in excitement, agreeing with the plan. And we all vanished to do the plan. But I did something super greedy. I went to my own house and took all the people except the baby and threw them in the dump. And then I kind of did it like I said. When I went to meet up with the aliens all the houses were robbed in our planet. Now we live in Jupiter, you know. Our friend alien took some chains. Before she went outside she told the other aliens, "Know the houses we robbed?" The aliens nodded yes. "Maybe we could lock the people up in chains." They all got some chains and vanished to do it. I started to fall in love with the other aliens.
When we all came back to our hideout the aliens said, "Let me see your feet." They looked and they gasped. There was no slime on my feet. The aliens said, "You need slime on your feet. I'm gonna go get one." I agreed and said, "Give me some extra." The aliens went and got as much slime as they could, and two of the aliens spread it on my foot. When the aliens got all the slime on, I shouted, "Too much!" The aliens ran and took some off. I started to get calm and said, "That's better." One of the aliens thought of great idea. He said gently, "We could keep our slime on our feet and stuff, but maybe we could turn into good aliens." The others softly agreed, "Yes." So we all went to our own houses and lived separately again.
The End.
P.S. I got my dad and mom back from the dump,
Friday, October 25, 2013
$4 or More
Me and my sons, Housie and Maple, went to the theater to see this movie. It's a movie to sit down and enjoy.
Once there was a girl that was at the gift shop with her dad, and she looked around in the shop. She set her eyes on something that she had never seen before. It was a beautiful princess doll. The girl asked her dad, "Can I buy it?" The dad thought, '$4 or less.' The dad looked at the price and said, "No." The girl asked why. The dad said they were just here to buy $4 or less. The girl cried. The dad said that we would buy it another time and left.
Well another time the girl went to the gift shop. The dad didn't have that much money. He just had $4 or less. The girl asked again at the gift shop if they could buy that doll. The dad said, "No." He only had $4 or less. The girl pounded the glass and threw a fit. The dad screamed at the girl and went home, dropping his money behind him.
The next time they went to the gift shop, the girl said, "Can we buy that doll?" The dad said, "No." So she jumped inside the glass. The dad screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed. The girl said, "Ha ha ha-ha-ha, I'm going to grab this doll." After that the girl shrieked, "I'm gonna steal it!" The dad screamed and he turned around and did a disco dance. The girl laughed, grabbed the doll and ran out the door.
Well the dad took up the taxi behind the girl, but the girl was still playing. When the dad came in her room, he came for a surprise. The girl was wrecking her doll. She was 'skreaking' and tearing her clothes, but most of all, making a brand new dress. The girl screamed, "$4 or more!" The dad grabbed the girl. The girl screamed. The dad said peacefully, "You have to go to jail." The girl asked why. The dad answered, "You stole the doll." The girl sighed, "I would return it." But the dad said, "The police are coming tomorrow morning." That night she just sat in her bed and cried.
The next morning the police came. The girl explained to the police that she would return it. The police didn't believe her. They grabbed her as tight as they could and threw her in the car. The dad called, "Wait, wait!" but they were already in front of him.
When the girl was locked up in bars, she had fun because she did sneak $4 or more, and one day she escaped. She put some money in the basket and she ran out the door, dropping her doll behind her. Well she really hated the doll. She finally got home on the taxi. Her dad shouted, "Hello! Hello! Welcome in!" And they had a party and danced.
The End.
Once there was a girl that was at the gift shop with her dad, and she looked around in the shop. She set her eyes on something that she had never seen before. It was a beautiful princess doll. The girl asked her dad, "Can I buy it?" The dad thought, '$4 or less.' The dad looked at the price and said, "No." The girl asked why. The dad said they were just here to buy $4 or less. The girl cried. The dad said that we would buy it another time and left.
Well another time the girl went to the gift shop. The dad didn't have that much money. He just had $4 or less. The girl asked again at the gift shop if they could buy that doll. The dad said, "No." He only had $4 or less. The girl pounded the glass and threw a fit. The dad screamed at the girl and went home, dropping his money behind him.
The next time they went to the gift shop, the girl said, "Can we buy that doll?" The dad said, "No." So she jumped inside the glass. The dad screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed. The girl said, "Ha ha ha-ha-ha, I'm going to grab this doll." After that the girl shrieked, "I'm gonna steal it!" The dad screamed and he turned around and did a disco dance. The girl laughed, grabbed the doll and ran out the door.
Well the dad took up the taxi behind the girl, but the girl was still playing. When the dad came in her room, he came for a surprise. The girl was wrecking her doll. She was 'skreaking' and tearing her clothes, but most of all, making a brand new dress. The girl screamed, "$4 or more!" The dad grabbed the girl. The girl screamed. The dad said peacefully, "You have to go to jail." The girl asked why. The dad answered, "You stole the doll." The girl sighed, "I would return it." But the dad said, "The police are coming tomorrow morning." That night she just sat in her bed and cried.
The next morning the police came. The girl explained to the police that she would return it. The police didn't believe her. They grabbed her as tight as they could and threw her in the car. The dad called, "Wait, wait!" but they were already in front of him.
When the girl was locked up in bars, she had fun because she did sneak $4 or more, and one day she escaped. She put some money in the basket and she ran out the door, dropping her doll behind her. Well she really hated the doll. She finally got home on the taxi. Her dad shouted, "Hello! Hello! Welcome in!" And they had a party and danced.
The End.
Thursday, May 23, 2013
the poem tree
We are doing poems today. Our first poem is:
I Know How to Sing My ABCs
How to do your ABCs is like this:
L-O-L-C-O-O
And that is your alphabet.
(Grace: Is that really your alphabet? Mom: No. Grace: I guess he doesn't know his alphabet, huh?)
The Tree Is
Did you know that trees are made out of bark?
And they're made out of soil.
But there's only one problem with that:
They have a million heads.
Swings
Hello hello hello.
I have swings in my backyard.
I have one, two, three.
I swing on them each every day.
And now they're getting took down..
I am
I am a bird.
I fly through the sky
Until...
My wings drop
and I fall.
And I guess that's the end of flying.
Quiet Web
My web is very quiet today.
I am a little spider.
It's so quiet
I think I should go get some bugs
And eat them.
Oh, look!
There's a bee flying by my web.
Let's catch it!
One, two, three...
Catch!
Now I'm not hungry anymore.
Three Little Chickens
Hello.
We are three little chickens.
We run around the barn
and say bak-baaak, bak-baaak.
And we run so fast.
At night we finally get up
and find some spiders to eat.
And then we get some hay
and go back in bed.
And that is good-night
to all of you.
My Strange Bottle of Mustard
Look! Here's a bottle of mustard.
Maybe I'll put some on my hot dog.
Good, it's dinner time.
I'm putting some of this mustard
on my hot dog.
SQUIRT.
Uh oh, I'm using all of the mustard.
I Know How to Sing My ABCs
How to do your ABCs is like this:
L-O-L-C-O-O
And that is your alphabet.
(Grace: Is that really your alphabet? Mom: No. Grace: I guess he doesn't know his alphabet, huh?)
The Tree Is
Did you know that trees are made out of bark?
And they're made out of soil.
But there's only one problem with that:
They have a million heads.
Swings
Hello hello hello.
I have swings in my backyard.
I have one, two, three.
I swing on them each every day.
And now they're getting took down..
I am
I am a bird.
I fly through the sky
Until...
My wings drop
and I fall.
And I guess that's the end of flying.
Quiet Web
My web is very quiet today.
I am a little spider.
It's so quiet
I think I should go get some bugs
And eat them.
Oh, look!
There's a bee flying by my web.
Let's catch it!
One, two, three...
Catch!
Now I'm not hungry anymore.
Three Little Chickens
Hello.
We are three little chickens.
We run around the barn
and say bak-baaak, bak-baaak.
And we run so fast.
At night we finally get up
and find some spiders to eat.
And then we get some hay
and go back in bed.
And that is good-night
to all of you.
My Strange Bottle of Mustard
Look! Here's a bottle of mustard.
Maybe I'll put some on my hot dog.
Good, it's dinner time.
I'm putting some of this mustard
on my hot dog.
SQUIRT.
Uh oh, I'm using all of the mustard.
Monday, May 20, 2013
dinner dinosaurs
Dinner Dinosaurs is a movie by Silver Eck. There's more than 3,000 stories about Dinner Dinosaurs. Now the movie may begin. And this is a very long and nice movie.
CRASH! CRASH! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! ROOOOAAAAR! I am a Dinner Dinosaur! I am rushing and crumble into somebody's house. CRASH! CRASH! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! I am eating your French toast and beans. I like it. I am going to other houses now. CRASH! CRASH! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! I am in somebody else's house. Yummy yum yum, I ate their French salad! CRASH! CRASH! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! All the Dinner Dinosaurs are here. CRASH! CRASH! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! We ate everybody's dinner in the whole entire world. Now a little lady comes out and serves us a bowl of French toast and pollen. We all jump in and eat it! CRASH! CRASH! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! We eat all the flowers. Three hundred more dinosaurs come. CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! CRUMBLE! Three thousand million butterflies come. We get eating them. That is our dinner. Now back to our caves with a little bit of grass.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
the best sprinkles trip
It was Taco Tuesday today. That means that we had tacos today and today is Tuesday. And then we talked about going to Sprinkles. Dad said, "Go get your shoes on" and I got my shoes on. And I got my coat and ripped down the coat rack. It fell down and I was freaking out. Then we drove to Sprinkles.
I got my ice cream. I got mint chocolate chip with gummi bears. That's my favorite kind and that's the kind I wanted first. The ice cream was really good. After a little while I saw Debbie. She's the girl who works at the ice cream parlor. I talked to Debbie and then I went and talked to Paul. Paul is Debbie's husband. Debbie gave me a present. It was a pink Sprinkles shirt. It made me feel happy. And then I finished my ice cream and went home.
When I got home I finished my picture. My picture was a mommy and daughter and a toystand. And then I started writing this blog. And that's what happened to me.
The End.
P.S. The tacos were yummy!
I got my ice cream. I got mint chocolate chip with gummi bears. That's my favorite kind and that's the kind I wanted first. The ice cream was really good. After a little while I saw Debbie. She's the girl who works at the ice cream parlor. I talked to Debbie and then I went and talked to Paul. Paul is Debbie's husband. Debbie gave me a present. It was a pink Sprinkles shirt. It made me feel happy. And then I finished my ice cream and went home.
When I got home I finished my picture. My picture was a mommy and daughter and a toystand. And then I started writing this blog. And that's what happened to me.
The End.
P.S. The tacos were yummy!
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
special ingredients
We are going to learn about special ingredients today. We'll start with spray.
Now we are going to start the story.
My sister and I have been working very hard at getting ingredients out of the cupboard and making a meal. The ingredients are spray, peanut butter, maple syrup, honey, salt, vinegar, chocolate, and vegetable oil.
Now let's start telling how the foods were made.
The spray was made by tiny little juice that you've got to mix together. And you dump another kind of special spray in it and that is how the spray is made.
Now let's start telling about the peanut butter.
You put peanuts in a little machine and blend them all together and then you take them out of the machine and put sticky gooey stuff on them. And then you mix it. And them they put them in jars. That is how peanut butter is made.
Now let's start telling how maple syrup is made.
You hang a bucket on a tree withsoot sap inside and let it stay there for a week. And then you put it in a bowl and stir it. That is how maple syrup is made.
Now let's see how honey's made.
You open a Y coconut and find trim. Stir it in a bowl and mix it with very strong cheese and then put flavor juice inside. And that is how honey is made.
Now let's see how salt is made.
You take big white pebbles and then you put it in a pan with very salty water. And you rub them around and put an air freshener against it. And then you put it in a bowl and let it cool. And that is how salt is made.
Now let's learn how vinegar is made.
You rip a butterfly's wings and you find oil inside. And then you go home and put it in a bowl and put it in very warm water. And then add ice water in and let it cool for an hour. And that is how vinegar is made.
Now let's learn how chocolate is made.
You put powdered sugar in a bowl and then you put special chocolate juices in there and stir it together very slowly. Then put regular powder and put different kinds of chocolate juices. Let it cool in the sun for eight minutes and that is how chocolate is made.
Now let's learn how oil is made.
You rip a blue horse and then you find little juicy blobs. And then you let it fry for six hours and it melts a little. And then you let it cool on your deck for one hour and that is how vegetable oil is made.
My little sister Zara said we didn't need salt but we really did. Me and Zara together decided if we wanted that or not. Some we decided no and some we decided yes. And we made all the ingredients and a drawer gave us hints. Zara was just chattin' with a drawer. And then we worked very hard to make our meal. Our meal turned out really good. We made delicious pie. I hope you enjoyed it. You're invited over any time for some pie. All we have to do is use all those ingredients. Daddy was checking on us to see if we were getting in trouble. Our pie was orange flavored. Zara loved the orange flavor. But all the way, drawer was telling us tips. Dad kept making meatballs and watching us. We ate up our pie and our meatballs. We had a delicious night and had so much fun we didn't want to go to bed. And then we had a very good night.
Now we are going to start the story.
My sister and I have been working very hard at getting ingredients out of the cupboard and making a meal. The ingredients are spray, peanut butter, maple syrup, honey, salt, vinegar, chocolate, and vegetable oil.
Now let's start telling how the foods were made.
The spray was made by tiny little juice that you've got to mix together. And you dump another kind of special spray in it and that is how the spray is made.
Now let's start telling about the peanut butter.
You put peanuts in a little machine and blend them all together and then you take them out of the machine and put sticky gooey stuff on them. And then you mix it. And them they put them in jars. That is how peanut butter is made.
Now let's start telling how maple syrup is made.
You hang a bucket on a tree with
Now let's see how honey's made.
You open a Y coconut and find trim. Stir it in a bowl and mix it with very strong cheese and then put flavor juice inside. And that is how honey is made.
Now let's see how salt is made.
You take big white pebbles and then you put it in a pan with very salty water. And you rub them around and put an air freshener against it. And then you put it in a bowl and let it cool. And that is how salt is made.
Now let's learn how vinegar is made.
You rip a butterfly's wings and you find oil inside. And then you go home and put it in a bowl and put it in very warm water. And then add ice water in and let it cool for an hour. And that is how vinegar is made.
Now let's learn how chocolate is made.
You put powdered sugar in a bowl and then you put special chocolate juices in there and stir it together very slowly. Then put regular powder and put different kinds of chocolate juices. Let it cool in the sun for eight minutes and that is how chocolate is made.
Now let's learn how oil is made.
You rip a blue horse and then you find little juicy blobs. And then you let it fry for six hours and it melts a little. And then you let it cool on your deck for one hour and that is how vegetable oil is made.
My little sister Zara said we didn't need salt but we really did. Me and Zara together decided if we wanted that or not. Some we decided no and some we decided yes. And we made all the ingredients and a drawer gave us hints. Zara was just chattin' with a drawer. And then we worked very hard to make our meal. Our meal turned out really good. We made delicious pie. I hope you enjoyed it. You're invited over any time for some pie. All we have to do is use all those ingredients. Daddy was checking on us to see if we were getting in trouble. Our pie was orange flavored. Zara loved the orange flavor. But all the way, drawer was telling us tips. Dad kept making meatballs and watching us. We ate up our pie and our meatballs. We had a delicious night and had so much fun we didn't want to go to bed. And then we had a very good night.
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