Today I have a great story for you. It is about my cousin Thomas. And today, Friday, March 6th 2015 you will really enjoy it. Please sit back and enjoy the story.
One day, I went to Thomas's adoption, and I went to the big courthouse. There was a huge judge's chair and a tiny computer one that I got to sit in. Thomas got to sit in the big judge's chair because he was the star of the day, I say. His parents were excited too--Aunt Melissa and Uncle James.
The Aunt Melissa Section
Aunt Melissa is my nice, funny aunt, and now a great mother for Thomas. I see them play a lot. I feel like her life just brightened with excitement when the moment came that the judge said that she adopted Thomas. And she hates the bell lady.
The Uncle James Section
At first, Uncle James was not sure about adopting. But then, I could see on the special day that he was happier than ever. There was a court bell that he rang. And Thomas loves him.
The Interesting Thomas Section
Thomas is my new cousin and very cute. One time I had a play date with him. The most funny part was when he ate his Dum Dum. He didn't really know what to do with it. So it ended up everywhere. It was fun with him playing with the super power ball. It bounced very high. And Thomas laughed a lot. And then we played train. He has a big train tent. I was the driver of the train. And Thomas sat in back while waiting for the fresh air of Florida. Then we stopped at Florida and played the hunger games. The first one was Roller Coaster Race. We each took a turn in the roller coaster and measured who went faster. Thomas won that race. Then we had the Hill Race. We ran down the roller coaster track as fast as we could. That time I won. Then we had the Princess Contest. Aunt Melissa pretended to be the princess and whoever acted more like a princess won. Thomas was kind of funny on that one, so Aunt Melissa had to choose him. Then I went home. And one other time with Thomas, we did the Hinga-Jinga dance, and I even got to twirl Thomas. Then I made salad and went home. That was the end of Thomas section.
Back up there, after the courthouse, I went back to Aunt Melissa's house. I had a lot of fun. I tried to talk to Thomas there, but he was a little busy on his cake. Then we went out for dinner. Thomas's hair is soft. We pet it like a puppy-dog. And then everyone had ice cream, except me and Mom didn't. We gave up sweets for Lent. So instead we had soda. And that led me to now, writing this story. It was a very great day. The End.
P.S. Bucky was the bad balloon King.
Friday, March 6, 2015
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Dunkin Pig's Nose Tooth
Dunkin Pig's Nose Tooth is a great adventure. Teeth can go in noses or mouths. You'll see in these adventures! Now you will see the story start.
One day Dunkin Pig was sitting on the potty and he lost his tooth. But something strange happened when he held it in his hand. The tooth came to life, and the tooth started singing:
I'm out of your mouth now.
Who knows what I can do?
I'll go up your nose now,
and I hope it won't hurt you.
So, Dunkin Pig's tooth did as it said and went up his nose. First the nose tooth saw two roads. 'Right or left?' the nose tooth wondered. So the nose tooth just jumped up the right nostril. At first, all he saw was hair and snot. Then, he saw snot trees and booger bees. He thought a nose was much better than a mouth. Then, when he got to almost the end of the nostril, he saw something weird. And when he saw that he hurt Dunkin Pig. Dunkin Pig screamed, "OUCH!"
"Hailey, Hailey!" he yelled.
"What is wrong, Dunkin Pig?"
"My tooth crawled up my nose."
Hailey said, "Well, since I'm a doctor now, I know exactly what we have to do! I have to go up your nose, Dunkin Pig. Don't worry, now. It won't hurt." And then Hailey jumped up his nose. Hailey got to the same place as the nose tooth. She talked to the nose tooth:
"I know what you saw," Hailey said. "It's a booger monster!"
Then, the nose tooth had a plan. The nose tooth flinged closer at the monster. And the nose tooth saw something. There was three monsters. They were playing guitars, and they were singing:
If you wanna get through,
You have to pay the toll.
You have to sneeze us out
Of the nose!
"Well, so," the nose tooth said. "And how exactly are we going to sneeze you out?"
"You have to make Dunkin Pig do a large sneeze," the monster said.
So, Hailey said, "Nose tooth, stay here. I'm going a little bit farther down to yell to Dunkin Pig: SNEEZE!"
Hailey slid down the nostril, and Hailey yelled, "SNEEZE! SNEEZE!" But to Dunkin Pig, it sounded like this: "sneeze, sneeze."
So Dunkin Pig said, "What?" He gasped. "Sneeze!" So Dunkin Pig sneezed a huge sneeze: "AH CHOO!"
The booger monster almost blew out. But when he was flying to the end, they grabbed onto a hair. Dunkin Pig said, "Ah ha!" when he saw the booger monsters, and he sneezed a smaller sneeze: "Ah choo!" The booger monsters flew out.
Then, Hailey jumped out saying, "Have great journeys, nose tooth. Have great journeys, nose tooth." And then, Hailey got a vacuum cleaner and vacuumed everywhere, even on Dunkin Pig. And that was the last of the booger monsters.
The End.
I'm out of your mouth now.
Who knows what I can do?
I'll go up your nose now,
and I hope it won't hurt you.
So, Dunkin Pig's tooth did as it said and went up his nose. First the nose tooth saw two roads. 'Right or left?' the nose tooth wondered. So the nose tooth just jumped up the right nostril. At first, all he saw was hair and snot. Then, he saw snot trees and booger bees. He thought a nose was much better than a mouth. Then, when he got to almost the end of the nostril, he saw something weird. And when he saw that he hurt Dunkin Pig. Dunkin Pig screamed, "OUCH!"
"Hailey, Hailey!" he yelled.
"What is wrong, Dunkin Pig?"
"My tooth crawled up my nose."
Hailey said, "Well, since I'm a doctor now, I know exactly what we have to do! I have to go up your nose, Dunkin Pig. Don't worry, now. It won't hurt." And then Hailey jumped up his nose. Hailey got to the same place as the nose tooth. She talked to the nose tooth:
"I know what you saw," Hailey said. "It's a booger monster!"
Then, the nose tooth had a plan. The nose tooth flinged closer at the monster. And the nose tooth saw something. There was three monsters. They were playing guitars, and they were singing:
If you wanna get through,
You have to pay the toll.
You have to sneeze us out
Of the nose!
"Well, so," the nose tooth said. "And how exactly are we going to sneeze you out?"
"You have to make Dunkin Pig do a large sneeze," the monster said.
So, Hailey said, "Nose tooth, stay here. I'm going a little bit farther down to yell to Dunkin Pig: SNEEZE!"
Hailey slid down the nostril, and Hailey yelled, "SNEEZE! SNEEZE!" But to Dunkin Pig, it sounded like this: "sneeze, sneeze."
So Dunkin Pig said, "What?" He gasped. "Sneeze!" So Dunkin Pig sneezed a huge sneeze: "AH CHOO!"
The booger monster almost blew out. But when he was flying to the end, they grabbed onto a hair. Dunkin Pig said, "Ah ha!" when he saw the booger monsters, and he sneezed a smaller sneeze: "Ah choo!" The booger monsters flew out.
Then, Hailey jumped out saying, "Have great journeys, nose tooth. Have great journeys, nose tooth." And then, Hailey got a vacuum cleaner and vacuumed everywhere, even on Dunkin Pig. And that was the last of the booger monsters.
The End.
Monday, June 23, 2014
I Don't, I Do
My name is Poopiehead. Once upon a time, I went to sleep. It was morning and stinky old Dad said, "Poopiehead, it's time for breakfast!" So I got up and went to breakfast. The dad had some French toast made out for me. "Mmm, French toast and bacon," I said. I looked at my French toast and bacon. "Dad, why did you make me French toast and bacon?! I hate French toast and bacon!" And I stomped off to play.
First I said, "I'm hungry. Dad, can you make me some breakfast?" Dad said, "No! I already made you some breakfast." I said, "Oh, right. Disgusting head." So I ate a paper bag instead. I whispered to myself, "I wish I could eat my dad instead."
Unfortunately, I grew up and my dad turned one-billion. And he died.
One day I was driving in my car and I got into a big accident and I peed my pants. I said, "I wish my dad was here to change my pants."
The End
I didn't get Housie and Maple this movie anyway.
First I said, "I'm hungry. Dad, can you make me some breakfast?" Dad said, "No! I already made you some breakfast." I said, "Oh, right. Disgusting head." So I ate a paper bag instead. I whispered to myself, "I wish I could eat my dad instead."
Unfortunately, I grew up and my dad turned one-billion. And he died.
One day I was driving in my car and I got into a big accident and I peed my pants. I said, "I wish my dad was here to change my pants."
The End
I didn't get Housie and Maple this movie anyway.
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Awesome Poems for Everyone
Hi, my name is Zolly, and I am going to tell you some poems today. Our first poem is, "What Pet Should I Choose."
What pet should I choose?
Should I choose a tiger?
Or should I choose a bear?
Should I choose an elephant?
Or a keeka-kocka-kare?
Or a bob-ted-booby?
Or a chicken perhaps?
A googy-guac-guyi-goo?
But I got stuck with the baby kittens.
The next poem is, "Who Drank My Wine?"
I poured a cup of wine.
As I walk away
El Macho comes and eats it
and left it with a snake.
The next poem is, "Records Aren't Handy."
I put on a record.
I sit and lay down.
As I listen to the record
it keeps going around.
Now on my record
my music must change
and it brings it to bad music.
Oh poor me, Bapa Banes.
Cockadoodle doo, moo moo moo, OINK!
The next poem is going to be, "In the Shower."
Hi. I went inside the shower.
My little sister comes in
and opens the door.
When the door opens
spray, spray, spray, spray
PSSSS!
Crash!
Oops. My shower blew up.
The last poem is, "My Stinky Perfume."
I put on some perfume today.
It smelled like grapes,
but I didn't like the smell.
Now I'm putting on more perfume.
It smells like lemons.
I did not like the smell.
Now I'm putting on perfume again.
This perfume smells like strawberries.
I did not like the smell.
So I put on some more perfume.
this time it smelled like chocolate cupcakes.
I did not like the smell, of course.
So I put on some different perfume.
This perfume had no smell,
but I did not like it.
But then I saw some good perfume.
I put it on
and
POOF!
I loved the smell of the vanilla cupcake perfume.
What pet should I choose?
Should I choose a tiger?
Or should I choose a bear?
Should I choose an elephant?
Or a keeka-kocka-kare?
Or a bob-ted-booby?
Or a chicken perhaps?
A googy-guac-guyi-goo?
But I got stuck with the baby kittens.
The next poem is, "Who Drank My Wine?"
I poured a cup of wine.
As I walk away
El Macho comes and eats it
and left it with a snake.
The next poem is, "Records Aren't Handy."
I put on a record.
I sit and lay down.
As I listen to the record
it keeps going around.
Now on my record
my music must change
and it brings it to bad music.
Oh poor me, Bapa Banes.
Cockadoodle doo, moo moo moo, OINK!
The next poem is going to be, "In the Shower."
Hi. I went inside the shower.
My little sister comes in
and opens the door.
When the door opens
spray, spray, spray, spray
PSSSS!
Crash!
Oops. My shower blew up.
The last poem is, "My Stinky Perfume."
I put on some perfume today.
It smelled like grapes,
but I didn't like the smell.
Now I'm putting on more perfume.
It smells like lemons.
I did not like the smell.
Now I'm putting on perfume again.
This perfume smells like strawberries.
I did not like the smell.
So I put on some more perfume.
this time it smelled like chocolate cupcakes.
I did not like the smell, of course.
So I put on some different perfume.
This perfume had no smell,
but I did not like it.
But then I saw some good perfume.
I put it on
and
POOF!
I loved the smell of the vanilla cupcake perfume.
Saturday, November 23, 2013
my silly carnival trip
Hi, I'm Sophie, and I am going to be telling you a story today about a carnival. Would you like to hear it? Now we are going to begin the story.
Once I asked my dad, "Can I go to the carnival?" My dad said yes. We went in the car and my dad drove me to the carnival. At the carnival there were so many rides. I didn't know which one I wanted to go on, but I chose a game. I played Dogs Woofie. And after that I went on the Ferris Wheel and the merry-go-round and I played Duck Race. After that, I was walking back to my dad when GUH-GUH-GUH-PSSS happened. I turned and I freaked. There were twenty aliens standing in a huddle. Then, I stood up and I ran! I finally found my dad when SLOP-BOP-BIP-BOP. I turned my head again. It was the aliens. But this time, there were TRAPS and MAPS and ZIPS and LOCKS, CHAINS and STAINS and SHARP WOOD. Then that was it! I tugged my dad's shoulder and I screamed, "Dad, there's aliens with locks, mops and zops!" My dad didn't believe me, and we went home.
When we got home, I ran right to my bedroom. I thought about the fun Ferris Wheel and especially the aliens, and I bet you know what happens next. The aliens came in and the aliens walked to my room, and then I got mad and ran to the carnival ... even though it was closed. The Ferris Wheel was not on, and I got in one of the Ferris Wheel cars, and I buckled in tight. And then I got my head and I put it away under the belt. And then I got my toes hanging out from the edge, and I cramped them in. And then I got a nearby paintbrush and painted myself green like the car. When the aliens came back to the carnival, my back was kind of sticking up. The aliens looked and saw me and one of the aliens came and helped me up. They all gasped! Another of the aliens said, "Are you an alien?" I was so scared and trembled, "Yes." The aliens grabbed me and started shouting, "Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya!"
But back at the house my dad got worried. He went to my room and he couldn't find me. He went to his room and he couldn't find me. He went to baa-baa-baby's room and couldn't find me, and last but not least he went to Mommy's room and couldn't find me. And then my dad started shrieking, "Police! Police!" The police station heard and ran to the house. The police gasped, "What's wrong? What's wrong?" The dad said, trembling, "I lost my daughter." The police just left the house and searched.
Back at the carnival, I gasped to the aliens, "Nice to see you too!" Then they all went back to their hideout, discovering their evil plans.
One day my dad looked at the carnival. He could not find me. But Dad said in surprise, "She couldn't have joined up with those mean aliens!" and he went home. But the police were not in search anymore. They were just being greedy for their own business.
Back at the aliens' hideout, I was becoming just like the aliens. We whispered, "We can make this alien's mother pink polka-dotted. Or we can make the father into a whale. Or we could turn the little sloppy babies into a greedy computer." The other alien had just a great idea. They could turn those little awful girls into greedy alien boys. "And now I am an alien," I said, "and I got the selfish, greediest plan ever. We could go to everyone's houses and take all their stuff all for ourselves." The other aliens jumped in excitement, agreeing with the plan. And we all vanished to do the plan. But I did something super greedy. I went to my own house and took all the people except the baby and threw them in the dump. And then I kind of did it like I said. When I went to meet up with the aliens all the houses were robbed in our planet. Now we live in Jupiter, you know. Our friend alien took some chains. Before she went outside she told the other aliens, "Know the houses we robbed?" The aliens nodded yes. "Maybe we could lock the people up in chains." They all got some chains and vanished to do it. I started to fall in love with the other aliens.
When we all came back to our hideout the aliens said, "Let me see your feet." They looked and they gasped. There was no slime on my feet. The aliens said, "You need slime on your feet. I'm gonna go get one." I agreed and said, "Give me some extra." The aliens went and got as much slime as they could, and two of the aliens spread it on my foot. When the aliens got all the slime on, I shouted, "Too much!" The aliens ran and took some off. I started to get calm and said, "That's better." One of the aliens thought of great idea. He said gently, "We could keep our slime on our feet and stuff, but maybe we could turn into good aliens." The others softly agreed, "Yes." So we all went to our own houses and lived separately again.
The End.
P.S. I got my dad and mom back from the dump,
Once I asked my dad, "Can I go to the carnival?" My dad said yes. We went in the car and my dad drove me to the carnival. At the carnival there were so many rides. I didn't know which one I wanted to go on, but I chose a game. I played Dogs Woofie. And after that I went on the Ferris Wheel and the merry-go-round and I played Duck Race. After that, I was walking back to my dad when GUH-GUH-GUH-PSSS happened. I turned and I freaked. There were twenty aliens standing in a huddle. Then, I stood up and I ran! I finally found my dad when SLOP-BOP-BIP-BOP. I turned my head again. It was the aliens. But this time, there were TRAPS and MAPS and ZIPS and LOCKS, CHAINS and STAINS and SHARP WOOD. Then that was it! I tugged my dad's shoulder and I screamed, "Dad, there's aliens with locks, mops and zops!" My dad didn't believe me, and we went home.
When we got home, I ran right to my bedroom. I thought about the fun Ferris Wheel and especially the aliens, and I bet you know what happens next. The aliens came in and the aliens walked to my room, and then I got mad and ran to the carnival ... even though it was closed. The Ferris Wheel was not on, and I got in one of the Ferris Wheel cars, and I buckled in tight. And then I got my head and I put it away under the belt. And then I got my toes hanging out from the edge, and I cramped them in. And then I got a nearby paintbrush and painted myself green like the car. When the aliens came back to the carnival, my back was kind of sticking up. The aliens looked and saw me and one of the aliens came and helped me up. They all gasped! Another of the aliens said, "Are you an alien?" I was so scared and trembled, "Yes." The aliens grabbed me and started shouting, "Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya! Nice to see ya!"
But back at the house my dad got worried. He went to my room and he couldn't find me. He went to his room and he couldn't find me. He went to baa-baa-baby's room and couldn't find me, and last but not least he went to Mommy's room and couldn't find me. And then my dad started shrieking, "Police! Police!" The police station heard and ran to the house. The police gasped, "What's wrong? What's wrong?" The dad said, trembling, "I lost my daughter." The police just left the house and searched.
Back at the carnival, I gasped to the aliens, "Nice to see you too!" Then they all went back to their hideout, discovering their evil plans.
One day my dad looked at the carnival. He could not find me. But Dad said in surprise, "She couldn't have joined up with those mean aliens!" and he went home. But the police were not in search anymore. They were just being greedy for their own business.
Back at the aliens' hideout, I was becoming just like the aliens. We whispered, "We can make this alien's mother pink polka-dotted. Or we can make the father into a whale. Or we could turn the little sloppy babies into a greedy computer." The other alien had just a great idea. They could turn those little awful girls into greedy alien boys. "And now I am an alien," I said, "and I got the selfish, greediest plan ever. We could go to everyone's houses and take all their stuff all for ourselves." The other aliens jumped in excitement, agreeing with the plan. And we all vanished to do the plan. But I did something super greedy. I went to my own house and took all the people except the baby and threw them in the dump. And then I kind of did it like I said. When I went to meet up with the aliens all the houses were robbed in our planet. Now we live in Jupiter, you know. Our friend alien took some chains. Before she went outside she told the other aliens, "Know the houses we robbed?" The aliens nodded yes. "Maybe we could lock the people up in chains." They all got some chains and vanished to do it. I started to fall in love with the other aliens.
When we all came back to our hideout the aliens said, "Let me see your feet." They looked and they gasped. There was no slime on my feet. The aliens said, "You need slime on your feet. I'm gonna go get one." I agreed and said, "Give me some extra." The aliens went and got as much slime as they could, and two of the aliens spread it on my foot. When the aliens got all the slime on, I shouted, "Too much!" The aliens ran and took some off. I started to get calm and said, "That's better." One of the aliens thought of great idea. He said gently, "We could keep our slime on our feet and stuff, but maybe we could turn into good aliens." The others softly agreed, "Yes." So we all went to our own houses and lived separately again.
The End.
P.S. I got my dad and mom back from the dump,
Friday, October 25, 2013
$4 or More
Me and my sons, Housie and Maple, went to the theater to see this movie. It's a movie to sit down and enjoy.
Once there was a girl that was at the gift shop with her dad, and she looked around in the shop. She set her eyes on something that she had never seen before. It was a beautiful princess doll. The girl asked her dad, "Can I buy it?" The dad thought, '$4 or less.' The dad looked at the price and said, "No." The girl asked why. The dad said they were just here to buy $4 or less. The girl cried. The dad said that we would buy it another time and left.
Well another time the girl went to the gift shop. The dad didn't have that much money. He just had $4 or less. The girl asked again at the gift shop if they could buy that doll. The dad said, "No." He only had $4 or less. The girl pounded the glass and threw a fit. The dad screamed at the girl and went home, dropping his money behind him.
The next time they went to the gift shop, the girl said, "Can we buy that doll?" The dad said, "No." So she jumped inside the glass. The dad screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed. The girl said, "Ha ha ha-ha-ha, I'm going to grab this doll." After that the girl shrieked, "I'm gonna steal it!" The dad screamed and he turned around and did a disco dance. The girl laughed, grabbed the doll and ran out the door.
Well the dad took up the taxi behind the girl, but the girl was still playing. When the dad came in her room, he came for a surprise. The girl was wrecking her doll. She was 'skreaking' and tearing her clothes, but most of all, making a brand new dress. The girl screamed, "$4 or more!" The dad grabbed the girl. The girl screamed. The dad said peacefully, "You have to go to jail." The girl asked why. The dad answered, "You stole the doll." The girl sighed, "I would return it." But the dad said, "The police are coming tomorrow morning." That night she just sat in her bed and cried.
The next morning the police came. The girl explained to the police that she would return it. The police didn't believe her. They grabbed her as tight as they could and threw her in the car. The dad called, "Wait, wait!" but they were already in front of him.
When the girl was locked up in bars, she had fun because she did sneak $4 or more, and one day she escaped. She put some money in the basket and she ran out the door, dropping her doll behind her. Well she really hated the doll. She finally got home on the taxi. Her dad shouted, "Hello! Hello! Welcome in!" And they had a party and danced.
The End.
Once there was a girl that was at the gift shop with her dad, and she looked around in the shop. She set her eyes on something that she had never seen before. It was a beautiful princess doll. The girl asked her dad, "Can I buy it?" The dad thought, '$4 or less.' The dad looked at the price and said, "No." The girl asked why. The dad said they were just here to buy $4 or less. The girl cried. The dad said that we would buy it another time and left.
Well another time the girl went to the gift shop. The dad didn't have that much money. He just had $4 or less. The girl asked again at the gift shop if they could buy that doll. The dad said, "No." He only had $4 or less. The girl pounded the glass and threw a fit. The dad screamed at the girl and went home, dropping his money behind him.
The next time they went to the gift shop, the girl said, "Can we buy that doll?" The dad said, "No." So she jumped inside the glass. The dad screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed. The girl said, "Ha ha ha-ha-ha, I'm going to grab this doll." After that the girl shrieked, "I'm gonna steal it!" The dad screamed and he turned around and did a disco dance. The girl laughed, grabbed the doll and ran out the door.
Well the dad took up the taxi behind the girl, but the girl was still playing. When the dad came in her room, he came for a surprise. The girl was wrecking her doll. She was 'skreaking' and tearing her clothes, but most of all, making a brand new dress. The girl screamed, "$4 or more!" The dad grabbed the girl. The girl screamed. The dad said peacefully, "You have to go to jail." The girl asked why. The dad answered, "You stole the doll." The girl sighed, "I would return it." But the dad said, "The police are coming tomorrow morning." That night she just sat in her bed and cried.
The next morning the police came. The girl explained to the police that she would return it. The police didn't believe her. They grabbed her as tight as they could and threw her in the car. The dad called, "Wait, wait!" but they were already in front of him.
When the girl was locked up in bars, she had fun because she did sneak $4 or more, and one day she escaped. She put some money in the basket and she ran out the door, dropping her doll behind her. Well she really hated the doll. She finally got home on the taxi. Her dad shouted, "Hello! Hello! Welcome in!" And they had a party and danced.
The End.
Thursday, May 23, 2013
the poem tree
We are doing poems today. Our first poem is:
I Know How to Sing My ABCs
How to do your ABCs is like this:
L-O-L-C-O-O
And that is your alphabet.
(Grace: Is that really your alphabet? Mom: No. Grace: I guess he doesn't know his alphabet, huh?)
The Tree Is
Did you know that trees are made out of bark?
And they're made out of soil.
But there's only one problem with that:
They have a million heads.
Swings
Hello hello hello.
I have swings in my backyard.
I have one, two, three.
I swing on them each every day.
And now they're getting took down..
I am
I am a bird.
I fly through the sky
Until...
My wings drop
and I fall.
And I guess that's the end of flying.
Quiet Web
My web is very quiet today.
I am a little spider.
It's so quiet
I think I should go get some bugs
And eat them.
Oh, look!
There's a bee flying by my web.
Let's catch it!
One, two, three...
Catch!
Now I'm not hungry anymore.
Three Little Chickens
Hello.
We are three little chickens.
We run around the barn
and say bak-baaak, bak-baaak.
And we run so fast.
At night we finally get up
and find some spiders to eat.
And then we get some hay
and go back in bed.
And that is good-night
to all of you.
My Strange Bottle of Mustard
Look! Here's a bottle of mustard.
Maybe I'll put some on my hot dog.
Good, it's dinner time.
I'm putting some of this mustard
on my hot dog.
SQUIRT.
Uh oh, I'm using all of the mustard.
I Know How to Sing My ABCs
How to do your ABCs is like this:
L-O-L-C-O-O
And that is your alphabet.
(Grace: Is that really your alphabet? Mom: No. Grace: I guess he doesn't know his alphabet, huh?)
The Tree Is
Did you know that trees are made out of bark?
And they're made out of soil.
But there's only one problem with that:
They have a million heads.
Swings
Hello hello hello.
I have swings in my backyard.
I have one, two, three.
I swing on them each every day.
And now they're getting took down..
I am
I am a bird.
I fly through the sky
Until...
My wings drop
and I fall.
And I guess that's the end of flying.
Quiet Web
My web is very quiet today.
I am a little spider.
It's so quiet
I think I should go get some bugs
And eat them.
Oh, look!
There's a bee flying by my web.
Let's catch it!
One, two, three...
Catch!
Now I'm not hungry anymore.
Three Little Chickens
Hello.
We are three little chickens.
We run around the barn
and say bak-baaak, bak-baaak.
And we run so fast.
At night we finally get up
and find some spiders to eat.
And then we get some hay
and go back in bed.
And that is good-night
to all of you.
My Strange Bottle of Mustard
Look! Here's a bottle of mustard.
Maybe I'll put some on my hot dog.
Good, it's dinner time.
I'm putting some of this mustard
on my hot dog.
SQUIRT.
Uh oh, I'm using all of the mustard.
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