My name is Poopiehead. Once upon a time, I went to sleep. It was morning and stinky old Dad said, "Poopiehead, it's time for breakfast!" So I got up and went to breakfast. The dad had some French toast made out for me. "Mmm, French toast and bacon," I said. I looked at my French toast and bacon. "Dad, why did you make me French toast and bacon?! I hate French toast and bacon!" And I stomped off to play.
First I said, "I'm hungry. Dad, can you make me some breakfast?" Dad said, "No! I already made you some breakfast." I said, "Oh, right. Disgusting head." So I ate a paper bag instead. I whispered to myself, "I wish I could eat my dad instead."
Unfortunately, I grew up and my dad turned one-billion. And he died.
One day I was driving in my car and I got into a big accident and I peed my pants. I said, "I wish my dad was here to change my pants."
The End
I didn't get Housie and Maple this movie anyway.
