Dunkin Pig's Nose Tooth

Dunkin Pig's Nose Tooth is a great adventure.  Teeth can go in noses or mouths.  You'll see in these adventures!  Now you will see the story start.

One day Dunkin Pig was sitting on the potty and he lost his tooth.  But something strange happened when he held it in his hand.  The tooth came to life, and the tooth started singing:

I'm out of your mouth now.  
Who knows what I can do?  
I'll go up your nose now, 
and I hope it won't hurt you.

So, Dunkin Pig's tooth did as it said and went up his nose.  First the nose tooth saw two roads.  'Right or left?' the nose tooth wondered.  So the nose tooth just jumped up the right nostril.  At first, all he saw was hair and snot.  Then, he saw snot trees and booger bees.  He thought a nose was much better than a mouth.  Then, when he got to almost the end of the nostril, he saw something weird.  And when he saw that he hurt Dunkin Pig.  Dunkin Pig screamed, "OUCH!"

"Hailey, Hailey!" he yelled.

"What is wrong, Dunkin Pig?"

"My tooth crawled up my nose."

Hailey said, "Well, since I'm a doctor now, I know exactly what we have to do!  I have to go up your nose, Dunkin Pig.  Don't worry, now.  It won't hurt."  And then Hailey jumped up his nose.  Hailey got to the same place as the nose tooth.  She talked to the nose tooth:

"I know what you saw," Hailey said.  "It's a booger monster!"

Then, the nose tooth had a plan.  The nose tooth flinged closer at the monster.  And the nose tooth saw something.  There was three monsters.  They were playing guitars, and they were singing:

If you wanna get through,
You have to pay the toll.
You have to sneeze us out
Of the nose!

"Well, so," the nose tooth said.  "And how exactly are we going to sneeze you out?"

"You have to make Dunkin Pig do a large sneeze," the monster said.

So, Hailey said, "Nose tooth, stay here.  I'm going a little bit farther down to yell to Dunkin Pig: SNEEZE!"

Hailey slid down the nostril, and Hailey yelled, "SNEEZE! SNEEZE!"  But to Dunkin Pig, it sounded like this: "sneeze, sneeze."

So Dunkin Pig said, "What?"  He gasped.  "Sneeze!"  So Dunkin Pig sneezed a huge sneeze: "AH CHOO!"

The booger monster almost blew out.  But when he was flying to the end, they grabbed onto a hair.  Dunkin Pig said, "Ah ha!" when he saw the booger monsters, and he sneezed a smaller sneeze: "Ah choo!"  The booger monsters flew out.

Then, Hailey jumped out saying, "Have great journeys, nose tooth.  Have great journeys, nose tooth."  And then, Hailey got a vacuum cleaner and vacuumed everywhere, even on Dunkin Pig. And that was the last of the booger monsters.

The End.