Garbage Town

There was a lady named Annie.  Annie was a very nice girl and she had a best blue hat, and Garbage DeVil came and he threw everything away in everyone's house, even Annie's best hat!  Annie wanted to go outside one day and she needed a hat, and she realized she didn't have any best hat or any hat or coat or gloves to go outside.  Annie said, "Oh my!  I can't go outside.  But I really wish I could in the snow." 

Well, Garbage DeVil was taking a bath and he hopped in the garbage.  And then he hopped in the garbage to sleep.  He opened his eyes all night and his eyes went up to outer space.  Annie was in bed and she was snoring and sleeping and suddenly the garbage walked away.  And the garbage disappeared.  And the garbage walked on every single moon and jumped moon-to-moon.  And there was a giant and his name was Garbage DeVil and Garbage DeVil was green.  And that was who slept in the garbage and took a bath in the garbage.  Suddenly, the garbage slid down a slide.  All that was inside Annie's house was a little tiny drip of a little J-Chew Jelly drip.  When the giant woke up he saw garbage in his tanks! 

Hailey was a very young girl.  And Hailey knocked on the door of Annie's house.  Annie went to the store once and she bought a JoAnn Chocolate and suddenly she saw Garbage DeVil!  And Garbage DeVil took Annie and put her in his garbage tank.  And Annie dropped her chocolate.  And her shiny medal shined on her shirt.  And an earring made of garbage fell off of Garbage DeVil.  Hailey walked away into the neighborhood and there was another very little girl named Maggie and Maggie was Hailey's friend.  And Hailey ran after Maggie, and Maggie's pinky finger was red.  It was a drip, a very little tiny drip, of Annie's jelly from her chin.  And what happened is, it was raining and what was coming down from the rain was chocolate!  Everyone picked up the chocolate and Garbage DeVil put all the chocolate in his garbage tank.  Annie was in the garbage tank and she took her best hat from the garbage tank and tip-toe sneaked to her house.  Suddenly, Annie's mom came to Garbage DeVil and poked him really hard on the belly with a sword and put the sword down his throat and threw it and made sure it collected all his body.  The mom came back to Annie and Annie came back to her mom and they slept in their own beds and Garbage DeVil was no more.  There was no more visiting Garbage DeVil again.

They made a glue craft out of Garbage DeVil's body.

The End.

Movie Getting Watched

Today I went to a movie theatre with Daddy.  We were going on a date.  We went to the movie theatre to watch Nemo.  I brought candy in my purse.  I brought sour worms, gummi bears and I got popcorn at the movie theatre.  In this picture, this is me with my Nemo glasses on pretending to eat a piece of real popcorn.  And that was the popcorn I got at the movie theatre.  I was wearing Nemo glasses so the movie could pop out at my eyes and show that I could just grab it from the cieling.  I had 3D glasses.  The man that made our popcorn and Gatorade was nice because he put lots of butter on my popcorn.  My popcorn tasted good.

Finding Nemo is the one where the mean lady went in the room and the dentist and that mean lady were the villians.  I liked the movie.  My favorite part of the movie was when Marlin and Dory got eaten by the whale.  They fell off the tongue.  I thought that was funny. 

I was really happy at the movies because I liked the movie and Dad did too.  But Dad had to give his glasses back and I could keep them.

Vacation Orchard

Last week Mommy, Daddy, Zara and I went to Maine.  Aunt Gina and Kevin came too.  We ate lobster, salmon and grilled shrimp.  It was yummy.  One of the nights when I ate lobster, it was terrible (just one).  But I liked every other piece of food except the pasta salad.  It was terrible.  I had one clam of Kevin’s.  It was yummy.

I loved relaxation and watching movies in the car.  Zara was whining in the car.  She didn’t like it even one bit.  We tried giving her toys; she did not want them and just cried.

In Maine we saw a horse and I got to pet it on the side.  I also played with Zara in our house.  Our house had a huge lobster statue in a brown crate.  I slept in a tower.  Some days it was raining in Maine.  The other days it was sunny.  On the sunny days we went to the beach.  We put sun tan lotion on first (Editor's note: We did not put suntan lotion on our children! It was sunblock).  We made sandcastles and went in the ocean.  I liked the ocean.  The ocean was splashy.  I didn’t run into any boats.  I was always with Daddy, Mommy, Aunt Gina or Kevin.  Vacation was fun, especially the eating.

When I got home I asked Grandma if she wanted to go to Maine.  She said, “Yes, maybe next time I can live in the house next door to you in Maine.”  When I got home I was happy to see all my toys and I played “Applebee’s.”

I had fun in Maine.  Thank you for making Maine, God.

Naughty Doctors

I was in the car going to the doctor's for my check-up.  First they weighed me and then they measured me.  I weighed 31 pounds. I had to pee in the pee-catcher.  Then I got shots and I cried.  Then I got an Ariel sticker.  And then they put a Band-Aid on the shots. 

Daddy took me to Wegman's when I was done at the doctor's.  We bought stuff for stuffed shells and bread.  When we got home I baked bread.   I went home and told Mommy all about it.  Mommy said, "Oh, you poor baby."   

I was trusting God to help me be brave at the doctor's.  We are going to have shells for supper.  I have to go help Daddy make them.

I didn't like the doctor's at all.  But it was fun anyway.  And I have a nice playhouse.  Amen.

Aunt Melissa's Fun Time

Yesterday I was in the car with Daddy and we were going to Home Depot.  And we drove all the way to Home Depot.  When we were there we bought some Behr Paint.  And then we paid our Behr Paint and got in the car and we drove to Arby's.  I had swirly fries and a beef sandwich.  I drank chocolate milk.

Then we went over to Aunt Melissa's house.  Daddy dropped me off there.  I was feeling scared and happy.  I was scared because I thought Daddy was going to leave me there forever and I was happy because Daddy left me.  I went upstairs and went to the bathroom and used some watermelon soap to wash my hands and it smelled really good.  I went into the playroom and we played Ping Pong the Witch.  And then we played Chex Mix O'Wex Mix.  And then we played Places.  We read The Witch, the Cat and the Baseball Bat.  It was a good book.  We got some balls and brought them downstairs and played the Mice game downstairs and played Kerplunk downstairs.

We came upstairs and went into Aunt Melissa's bedroom and got out the bells.  There were a lot of bells and they used to belong to Grandma Louise.  One got broke but it was kind of loose.  The glue wasn't very dry and the ringer fell off.  Mrs. Bell Lady came over and I left (Editor's Note: Grace became "Mrs. Bell Lady") and it was the bell show time. We sang a song at the bell show time and then Isabelle, Aunt Melissa's cat, told Aunt Melissa to sing loud at the show.  And then she got in trouble and got in time out because she wasn't supposed to be singing loud in the show.  Then she lost a bell because she was naughty.

Molly, Aunt Melissa's dog, was locked up.  Then Aunt Melissa sent her out and she ran after me.  I was scared of Molly.  

Aunt Melissa gave me a present--a wind thing.  You have to roll it with your hands and then let it go as you're rolling it and then it flies and drops.  And we went to Uncle Skip's and Aunt Sarah's and gave one to Myles and Cason too.  We gave them a pink one because I wanted the orange one.  And then we went home and had dinner.  I had sausage and zucchini and blue potatoes, but they really looked purple.

I had a fun time at Aunt Melissa's playdate.

Oscar's Clean Yard

 

Oscar got some trash out of his trash can, and he threw it all over the yard.  And then he covered dirt all over the trash and then stuck the rotten banana in.  Oscar covered dirt on the waterfall and the waterfall turned into dirt.  Oscar scraped the handy gloves on the ground and then made a big "Raaaar" (Editor's note: Loud, scary roaring sound!).  

Big Bird came over to Oscar and Oscar gave Big Bird a broken weight.  And Big Bird threw the broken weight back to Oscar and Oscar got a so big toss and tossed it back in his trash can.  It was nighttime and Oscar slept in his trash can.  All that stuff that Oscar got for Christmas (he got all junky trash) and he was happy.  He was happy because he had it.  

Grover came over and asked for some of Oscar's trash and Oscar said, "No! You can't have any of my trash!"  

"But what about the rotten banana?" said Grover.  

And Oscar said, "All right you can have all my whole trash can."  And Grover got out a big garbage bag and got all the trash from the trash can and Oscar had a nice clean, crummy trash can to sleep in.  No trash.  And he was comfortable.

Do You Want Freckles?

I just finished reading a book called Freckle Juice.  I got this book from Grandma's cellar.  Daddy had this book when he was little.  Aunt Gina and Mommy loved that book when they were little.  I read it with Mommy.  There were five chapters in the book.

I thought Freckle Juice was good.  Sharon gave Andrew the recipe for Freckle Juice.  It was yucky.  It was gross.  But Andrew drank it so he could get freckles.  He woke up and he had no freckles.  Andrew put marker on his face so he could get freckles and Miss Kelly used the formula on him.  And then she said, "I hope I never have to use it again on you."

Grandma and Daddy have freckles on their arms.  And Grandma has some on her face.  I want to have freckles but I don't want to drink the freckle juice!  You can use glue for freckles.  You put glue dots all over your face.  And then you have freckles and you can do it whenever you want.  Freckles are a very interesting thing.  Freckles are great.